The tale of the Avocadohunter

Breaking Avocado

After 3 years of pure anger he starts to become happier, but suddenly he remembers that he had a medical appointment 1 year ago. So he goes to his doctor which says: "You have cancer. LoL." The Hunter thought:" No problem for me!" Narrator:"It was a problem for him." Back at home he tried to remove the cancer by himself but he needs money to do this. Because our Hero is very lazy, he doesn't want to work and so he has to find something else to gain money. He tried many things like...well he tried nothing and immediately starts cooking meth. As a result he grew a beard and gained a lot of money. As he got enough money, he took his trusty knife and cut the cancer out of his lungs by himself. Why he needed the money? Nobody knows...maybe as an incentive. Another reason could be that he just needed a reason to cook meth and he gave himself cancer. But who knows. The most important thing is, that he is healthy again.