Roses are red
My name isn't Dave
This is really random
Microwave
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
Wait....
The roses are wilting
Violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a brick
I'd throw it at you
Roses are red
Violets are shy
Sugar is sweet
And so am I
Roses are red
Bacon isn't blue
Bacon is red
Eggs and bacon
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow
You were probably excepting something clever
But their just facts
