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I never let my best friends do stupid things...

Alone.

I am short, fat and proud of that.

Oh, I didn't tell you! Must have been none of your fucking business then.

I don't have a "honey-do" list,

I have a " I'll do it my fucking self" and surprise! The shit gets done.

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