Fangirl's War (Jacksepticeye X Reader)

Meeting the (Nutjob) Neighbours

(I felt bad for the absence so have another chapter!)

After around three videos you heard yelling coming from the neighbour's apartment. The same one you heard Jack's voice from. These voices were both female, although one sounded younger. The young sounding one sounded like the kind of person who was innocent until you pissed her off. Then she'd kill you.
The other was low, but it still sounded female. You could picture her annoying the first girl.

"DON'T TOUCH ME!"
"OW OW OW OK I WON'T! Let go of me!"

You stood up. Were they a couple fighting? Was someone being murdered? Was something else that was illegal going down?
Then you heard a third voice. She sounded more mature than the other two.

"That's cannon-ball-ism, child. Don't bite her."
"Cannibalism, Jebbly."

'Okay what the fuck is wrong with my neighbours?' You thought. First Miss Stalker Cat, now this? You chose an amazing place to live.

"HEY STOP IT! I WILL THROW A CUP AT YOU!"
"FUCKING LEAVE IT ALONE I WILL EAT YOUR WHOLE FACE!"

You chuckled. They sounded fun, if a tad on the mentally unstable side. Unplugging your headphones, you put on a hoodie and walked out of the door. You locked it behind you just in case that girl from before came back. What was her name again? Kat? No, baby cat. Kittie. 'Female dog fits her better' you thought bitterly.

The next door along was decked out for Halloween despite it being last week. You tried to find a bit of bare wood to knock on between the black and orange tinsel and decorative banners. When you did you knocked firmly. If you hadn't these nut jobs wouldn't have been able to hear it over their playful bickering.

A tall-ish girl came to the door. "Oh hey!" She sounded surprised to see you. "You weren't who we were expecting." She had medium length light brown hair that fell across her right eye and brown/green eyes. "I'm Lauryn. I don't do social interaction so forgive my pure awkward." Lauryn grinned. She was wearing purple glasses, a black long sleeved top with a cute little ghost in the pocket and blue jeans. You assumed she was the one behind the excessive Halloweeniness of the door.
You introduced yourself. "Hey, I'm (Y/n), I just moved in next door. That-a-way," you said, pointing down the hall to your front door.
Lauryn's eyes widened. "Oh shit you heard us yelling about cups. Sorry, I-"

She was cut off by the younger voice. "AND IT WON'T BE THE LAST!" The other girl yelled as she materialised by Lauryn's side. 'Oh my god she's like eight!' You thought. She was around 4' 10" and her height made her look, as well as sound, much younger than she must actually be. She had dark brown hair, hazel eyes and freckles and was wearing an Attack On Titan t-shirt. She was kinda cute.

"-got a game," Lauryn finished, glaring down at the small girl beside her. She must have seen you looking at her friend and said, "Don't trust her she'll murder you in your sleep."
"Cute but killer," the girl smiled. "I'm Eden-," she cut herself off this time. "NO I AM JERRY FRECKMAN!" Eden ducked under Lauryn's arm and spun backwards off into the room, almost mowing down the third occupant of the apartment who was watching her roommate act high off her tits.

The third girl came to the door. She was taller than Lauryn and had long ombré hair and blue eyes. She looked a bit eccentric in her Pudsey Bear onesie. It wasn't even Comic Relief for almost five months. "HAI!" was the only thing she said before Lauryn stepped in again. "This is Kelsey, she's weird, she doesn't English well, if you need a translator I'm right here." You guessed you were wrong about her being the mature one.
"What she said." Kelsey could speak English perfectly fine but she messed up her pronunciation some of the time.