"I'm a Vampyre and you are my mate." ZOMG I DIDN'T SEE THAAAT 1 COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gasp and faint on the floor. Mc.Ranchy fails to catch me even though he has suuper speed vampire skillz, so I fall on my skull and start bleeding everywhere and shiz.
"Oh my crumpet!" is the last thing I here lord Mc.Raunchy say.
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"Bitch. Wake the furgusun up." I hear my best friend, Emo Sally say. She was drinking my blood and putting on some black eyeliner.
"Your weird English muffin fiancé left a while ago. He said something about screwing your mom." Emo sally said, chipping her already chipped black nails.
"Omg. I think..." I trailed off, picking at my stringy extensions... "...You think something might be going on between them?" I asked, my wide baby blue fake contact eyes widening.
Emo sally sighed for a really long time.
"Well, they were kinda making out in the car and then sped away towards your house."
ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"I THINK I SHOULD GO." I screetch.
ZOMGGGGG I THOT HE WUZ MY MATE! I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME!! I WAS FEELING LOVING NESS FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH IVE ONLY KNOWN HIM FOR 20 MINUTES.
"I have to go!!!" I scream and tear out the IV thingy stuck to me while I was laying in the hospital bed.
I suddenly fall down and faint again.
ZOMG! WHAT WILL HAPPENNNNNNNNNNN WTFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT MC.RAUNCHY???????? WAT WILL HAPPPPPPPPPPEN???????????//
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