Klance truth or dare

Dare: for keith

Theoneweirdowriter: Keith, I dare you to get into some sexy clothing of your choosing for lance and let him do whatever he wants to you.

Keith: I hope you're happy. I won't be able to walk for weeks now.

Pidge: good! Then you won't be training at two in the morning!!

Keith: then we won't be able to form Voltron if we have to!

Pidge: God, who cares! Now get into lance's room! And pose for you boyfriend!

Keith: *mumbles something that isn't even translatable, walks into Lance's room* this is so stupid... *gets on all fours on Lance's bed, keeps ass up*

Pidge: *laughs evilly*

Lance: *walks to room* hi pidge. *walks into room* hi Keith. *puts Bayard on table* ... *looks at keith* well, hello there.

Keith: *blushes darkly, mumbles something that's probably not in any language*

Lance: pidge! I'm gonna need fifteen condoms. Also, Keith might need tons of pillows, tons of blankets and privacy for the next two weeks.

Pidge: I put condoms in your pillow and there are tons of blankets and pillows already in your room.

Lance: *checks in pillow* thanks pidge! *puts one on*

[with shiro]

Shiro: *puts book down* I guess I should warn you about how loud They'er going to be...

- loud moans and dirty talk in the background -

Shiro: BUT I GUESS YOU WOULD HAE FIGURED THA OUT BY NOW!

- moaning volume increases -

Shiro: IT'S LIKE THIS A LOT.

- some none human sounds -

Shiro: AND THIS IS WHY WE HARDLY FORM VOLTRON ANYMORE.

Hunk: ACTUALLY. ITS THE REASON WE NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT ANYBODY ANYMORE.

Shiro, hunk: *shivers*

(Sorry if this wasn't what you were expecting, if you want the smutty part, just tell me and I'll write some and post it. Hope you liked it.)