Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World....!!!! ♥
Though You Find Dem Difficult Enough
because....
If You Kiss Her.. You Are not a Gentleman..!! :\
& If You Don't.. You Are Not A Man :/
If You Praise Her.. She Thinks You Are Lying..!!
& If You Don't.. You Are Good For Nothing
If You Agree To All Her Likes..You Are A Wimp !! :|
& If You Don't.. You Are Not Understanding
If You Visit Her Often... She Thinks You Are Boring !!
& If You Don't.. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing
If You Are Well Dressed... She Says You Are A Playboy !! :<
& If You Don't... You Are A Dull Boy
If You Are Jealous... She Says Itz Bad..!! :
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Luv Her
If You Attempt Doing Romance.. She Says You Didn't Respect Her :l
& If You Don't... She Thinks You Don't Like Her
If You Are A Minute Late... She Complains It's Hard To Wait !! :I
& If She Is Late... She Says that's A Girl's Way
If You Visit Another Man.. You're Not Putting In "Quality time" !! :^
& If She Is Visited By Another Woman... "Oh It's Natural, We are Girls"
If You Kiss Her Once In a While... She Professes You Are Cold :/
& If You Kiss Her often... She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage
If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street... You Lack Ethics
& If You Do... She Thinks It's Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction
If You Stare At Another Woman... She Accuses You Of Flirting :|
& If She Is Stared By Other Men.. She Says that they Are Just Admiring :/
If You Talk... She Wants You To Listen
& If You Listen... She Wants You To Talk
--> In Short:
So Simple... Yet So Complex !!!
So Weak... Yet So Powerful !!!
So Confusing... Yet So Desirable !!
So Damning.. Yet So Wonderful
