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Skye's Book of Randomness

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My random book full of random stuff. Rated PG for mild language and because you need to have some judgement. Don't do things that you know in your heart are a bad choice. Use your common sense. ~*Skye*~
25 Insults

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by BrokenStarz
by BrokenStarz
                                    
                                              25 Insults
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                          1. You're so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone.

                          2. You have a face that only a mother could love - too bad she hates it too!
                          3. You're so ugly that not even Jesus could save you.
                          4. You're so stupid, you walked into a bar that says 'Free Tibet' and asked to put a free baseball bet on.
                          5. If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the world's happiest moron!
                          6. If you had another brain, it would be a very lonely brain.
                          7. I think you have me mistaken with someone who gives a damn
                          8. I thought you needed a license to be that ugly.
                          9. Whoever told you to be yourself is almost as big an idiot as you.
                          10. Don't you fell extremely empty....in your skull?
                          11. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people
                          12. Here is 5 cents. Call all of your friends and bring me back the change.
                          12. To someone who loves nature: So you love nature, despite what it did to your face? You must be a forgiving person.
                          13. You'll be the smartest person in the world...when hell freezes over!
                          14. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
                          15. Unfortunately, there is no vaccine for stupidity, especially not for a case as severe as yours.
                          16. You're so stupid that if your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't even fill an M&M
                          17. I'll never forget the first time I met you, but I'm going to keep trying.
                          18. You're so annoying, you make flies self-conscious everywhere.
                          19. You're so fat, you make Manuel Uribe feel skinny.
                          20. You're so desperate, you gave your teacher $100 to send you to detention
                          21. I'm sorry, I'm really busy. Can I ignore you tommorow?
                          22. You're so dorky, you make Lisa Simpson feel cool.
                          23. Were you dropped when you were a baby? I just can't work out where all your stupidity came from.
                          24. I was thinking about you all day...I was at the zoo.
                          25. You're so short, you make leprecawns feel like the Eiffel Tower
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