Hook It Up (Chapter 23)

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*Prod and Ash

Ash:*looking through clothes*  no thats not attractive

Prod:what you mean...a unibrow is sexy baby

Ash:*leans her right arm on the rack nd looks at Prod* since when was a fucking unibrow sexy?? remember when i showed you my baby pic nd you seen the little thing on my forehead...

Prod:yea i be calling you a Unicorn ever since...but im not talking about that im talking about a unibrow babe...

Ash: -___- you grow a unibrow and ima start calling you Frida Kahlo

Prod: :O you serious??

Ash:as a heart atttack

Prod:*throws socks at her*

Ash:hahaha you're childish

Prod:*smiles* you know now that i think about it...i would look like a male verson of Frida Kahlo w/a unibrow

Ash:ecpet darker and no hair :)

Prod:.....Unicorn :)

Ash: -___-

Prod:*pecks her lips* i love you too Angel Face

Ash:mmhmm :) so, what are we gonna do today *looking through underwear*

Prod:well first we're gonna find you panties...you cant go camando your whole life...

Ash:i dont go camando all the time and can you stop talking so loud i dont want the whole store hearing you...

Prod:oh, you dont like people knowing YOU GO CAMANDO-

Ash:*hand over his mouth* will you stop it i swear...if this whole store hears you saying that i will cut up your underwear and you wont have no choice but go camando

Prod:dfhldhflldsbfjdlfjhaldsj

Ash:*removes hand* what??

Prod:i said your hand smells good...and how you know i dont wanna try camando one day...i mean you know what they say about camando

Ash:*folds arms* -___-

Prod:yep you know :) easy access, so tell me...are you camando today Ashlee'?? *smirks*

Ash:no *turns away*

Prod:nu uh *grabs the back of her jeans* YOU LIED!!!

Ash:CRIAG!!! *turns around quickly holding her jeans where his hand is* really!? :) you are doing the most right now!!!

Prod:why did you lie to me :) *in her face*

Ash:b/c i know you Craig Crippen Jr. if i wouldve told you i didnt have underwear what would you have done??

Prod:fucked you right here in this store...

Ash:*smirks* exactly

Prod:well how bout we into the dressing room...you know to try on this *grabs dress*

Ash:no that dress ugly

Prod:no its n-okay maybe it is...i think its the ruffles at the bottom *puts dress down* we'll ust wait til get to the crib..

Ash:and how you know i want to have sex??

Prod:b/c we havent had sex in 4 months *wraps arms around her waist* and last night i felt you backing into me...so you tell me...

Ash:*hits his shoulder* shut up...you always do that gawd :)

Prod:*laughs* baby i know you..when you back it up on me...thats how i know you really want it

Ash:*blushes*

Prod:*kisses Ash*

*making out....

*20 mins later

*still making out

*5 mins later

*making out....still

*10 mins later

*damn do they ever come up for air

Prod:*puts his hand up the back of her shirt*

Little Boy:ewwwwwww this is a store not a hotel

Ash+Prod:*pulls away*

Ash:*smirks and bites her lip*

Prod:what did you say*looking at the little boy*

Little Boy:this is a store not a hotel...you shouldnt be doing that stuff in a store...

Prod:*gets in his face* someone's been looking at there mom to much

Little Boy:*in his face* someone dont know the difference from public and privacy*takes his glasses and runs*

Prod:*gasp* he just took my glasses...BRING YOUR BUTT BACK HER BRAT *runs after him*

Ash:CRAIG!!!! ugggggh why do i have to have a bug kid for a BF*runs after them*

**Kae and Prince

Prince:so this is my fault??

Kae:Jacob i didnt say that...why you always gotta make it seem like im blaming things on you...i simply asked how does she know...

Prince:Kaelynee' idk...Amy is sneaky like that...im suprised she hasnt found Ray yet...

Kae:what do you mean she hasnt found Ray *arms folded*

Prince:idk....maybe she uh you know she-

Kae:Jacob Emmanuel Perez if you dont TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT I WILL CUT YOUR HAIR!!!

Prince:*raises up*OKAY AIGHT!!! no need to threaten me *sighs* Amy...still like Ray...she's been trying to get well hook up w/him...

Kae:and did they??

Prince:......

Kae:HE HAD SEX W/HER!? JACOB PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE LYING

Prince:baby idk anything...all i know is what she told me...

Kae:AND SHE TOLD YOU THEY WERE HAVING SEX W/EACH OTHER!?

Prince:baby stop yelling

Kae:WHAT DO YOU MEAN STOP YELLING THATS MY LITTLE SISTER!!!

Prince:YALL ARE TWINS!!!

Kae:she's younger by 5 mins alright damn...seriously is that what she said??

Prince:*sighs* .......yes baby

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