I was making a German chocolate croissant when a tall dark handsome silhouette walked in. I immediately threw the croissant in the air, for my love life is more important. He greets me,
"Hey, GiiirrrLLLL!" he said doing finger guns up and down.
"Hi!" I say twirling my finger in my hair and cackling. I run up and his purple eyes capture mine. I run back to the counter and grab a handful of flour and throw it on my face, making it seem I was hard at work. Brian dashes over to me and does a swift jump-over -the -counter act.
"You've got a little something there." he says stroking my face. I boop his nose, then I look over to see the judgemental customer, Ellie. She was staring at us with a disgusted shocked look on her face.
"See ya sweet pea!" he says. I flip my hair and "raar" at him. Ellie walked up to me after he had left and said,
"What the heck was that?"
"He's my new boyfriend." I giggled.
"What drugs are you on? Is it anything serious?"
"The only drug I'm on is love."
"Do you need some help?" she asked concerned.
"Yaaasss, I need help planning my wedding." She was clearly uncomfortable while she ordered her coffee. I could see that jealousy plagued her mind, she wanted my bae, as any smart woman would.
After work I decided to go meet my sister, Elizabeth, to tell her of my one true love, my Romeo, the dude of my dreams. I did my secret knock so she would know it was me, and not a burglar. A note on the door said, 'Please do not ring bell, baby sleeping.' So I yelled ding dong, instead as I usually do.
"Fran, what are you doing?" Elizabeth asked confused.
"What do you mean? This is what I always do." I sassed. Elizabeth rolled her eyes and asked,
"What do you want?"
"Dearest sister of mine, I am in love!" I say throwing my arms around her and kissing her cheek. She slapped my face and yelled,
"What's your problem?"
My heart broke knowing that my sister didn't approve of my lover boy. So I ran out of the room and jumped out of the window for dramatic measer. I landed on a mud puddle which I put on like a face mask.
I started on my way home bawling and to add to the sadness I sang depressing songs. That's when a voice started singing my song with me and that person was my better half. Brian did a jig towards me with rose in his mouth. So devote was he about giving me the rose that the thorns were still on it and cutting his mouth.
I ran to him and gave him a hella affectionate head butt that he returned with glee. The second he handed me the rose the rain started falling feeling like sweat down my face and back. Then he said the words I have been longing for.
"Do you want to go on an adventure?"
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