CBFL"S

CBFL'S Pt.2

A week later all the Camp Camp Campers were sitting outside waiting for their daily announcement. As usual Neil, Max, and Nikki were sitting close together guessing what bullshit activities David had planned for that day.

"I bet it will be another useful life skill like rope tieing or some shit" Max said

"I don't know" Neil said, dragging out the first syllable "He seems pretty excited, do you think we're getting some sorta surprise?" he theorized

Nikkis pig tails perked up at the mention of a surprise

"Ooh-Ooh! Do you think? What kinda surprise is it? Do you thinks it's cake? Or money? Or presents? Freedom?!" She listed

"Whatever it is it's probably lame" Max replied, sitting up as the three Camp Counselors lined up in front of the whole group.

David in front, Gwen and Sabby on the opposite sides of him.

"Okay kids, okay kids, settle down now" David requested

"So, some of you may be wondering what our new camp-tivity is today!"

Many campers replied with a pained groan

"Well, i'll be happy to announce that today, from now on, someone new will be joining us and all our fun activities here, at Camp Campbell!"

Instead of an expected cheer, most campers gladly showed their distaste of another newcomer.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" a voice rang out through the crowd

"We're getting another new camper? Remember last time that happened?" Max pointed out

"While the last time we had a new camper join the gang, things did go a little south..." A blush rose to David's face as he reminisced about his little outburst at Jeremy Fartz. "(Ahem) this time will be different, because we're not getting a new camperrr...."

There was a beat

"We are getting a new camp counselor!!" He shouted

Next to him, Sabby beamed

"My argument still stands David, remember last time we got a new counselor?" Max continued

"Hey! I put out that fire!-you little shit biscuit." Sab defended herself, quietly tacking on the last part

"I'm not talking about you, although you are quite the piece of work" He quipped

Sab glared and rolled her eyes at the angsty ten year old.

"I'm talking about that time your bat-shit insane doppelganger stopped by and tried to-y'know sacrifice the whole camp?" He yelled out

"Yes Max, I realize our past encounter was not ideal but-"

"No! It was terrible! And it didn't get much better when that one crawled in and kept on trying to hit on him." He shouted, pointing to the smol brunette camp leader.

"Boiii, I know you did just not." Sabby seethed

"Oh, I just did" he sneered "And there is no way any of us are going to put up with yet another walking, talking, piece of trash excuse for a camp counsellor!"

Just then the bright yellow Camp Mobile came barreling through the camp grounds and made a stop in front of the group-hitting David in the process- and the yellow doors swung open

"New guys here"

Ttoba stepped out, still reeling from extreme bus ride

"BIIIIIINCH!!" yelled out the smoler counselor as she tackle hugged her friend in a long awaited arrival.

"Thank christ you're here, everything is already turning to shit"

"...It's only 9:30 in the morning?" they replied

Sab grabbed her friend by the shoulders

"Welcome to Camp Campbell"