120 KPH

90 kph

italics - you
bold - jimin

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"did you buy my food?"

"nah, hello to you too jagi~"

"eh? i thought you'll buy me?"

"oops i forgot, sorry jagi—"

"never mind i'll just ask [ex lover's name] instead, im sure [he/she/they] will buy me lots and wont forget—"

jimin's smiling face turned into a frown when he heard you mention the name. his speed accelerating to 90 kph.

"NO DON'T! i was just kidding, thought the trick would work—"

"what trick?"

"nothing. uh nevermind, im already at the drive thru."

"jimin—"

"don't worry, [your name.] i don't break promises."

jimin hung up, before you could even speak and at that moment you knew you fvcked up.

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namjoon: i cant control him anymore

you: huh???

namjoon: jin cant calm down he told me you kept on ignoring his calls

namjoon: what's happening??

you: he's your boyf just kiss him or smth to calm him down bruh

namjoon: (ノ_＜)

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incoming call: seokjin
[ACCEPT/DECLINE]

"bish what took you so long to answer?!"

"jin-ah! sorry~ it's just that jimin—"

"jimin? what happened to my dongsaeng? is he alright? WHERE IS HE?! [YOUR FULL NAME] TELL ME—"

you hung up and gave him about three minutes to calm down by himself before calling him yet again.

"you done?"

"im calm now, *whispers (not directed to you)* thanks joon."

"please, continue what you were about to say."

"jin-ah i made a mess."

"psh tell me something i don't know, ain't your life already a mess?"

"jin! im being serious here. i think jimin's mad at me . . ."

"oh! that's a relief."

"what?!"

"i mean you made him mad, right? which means he's with you so nothing—"

"jimin's not with me, what are you talking about?"

"shiznits. where is he?"

"uh, at a drive thru buying food about fifteen minutes ago?"

"[your name] is he still using my pink car?"

"huh? what why?"

"just answer the damn question!"

"yes? i think—?"

"damn it! that newly colored pink car is not fully fixed yet!"

before you could reply he hung up and left you confused. it took about five minutes before realization struck you.

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namjoon: i heard through jin's freaking out session that

namjoon: his pink car is half fixed and shouldn't be used at a speed no more than 100 kph

namjoon: any thoughts?

namjoon: he cant calm down, the trick you told me didn't even work ):

namjoon: [your name] you there?