Ring ring ring. It was my phone. I woke up and turned to get it off the coffee table next to me. It was DJ Khaled. Why is this big ass....nvm.... I answered it. "Hello?" I said in my raspy sleep voice. "
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐A fewmoments later
I spent and hour talking with Asahed Khlaed and his father about a new song. Of course I agreed to it but sometimes he just need to stfu. I went to sleep for a couple of minutes until Kensli woke up telling me she was hungry.
Ughh kids....
I woke up and fixed grits, eggs, and bacon. I went inside the living room and ate my food. Kensli was at her kiddy table and she was watching Bubble Guppies of course. They ended this show when she was 3. She is 4 now. "Kensli babe don't you think you wanna watch another show?" I asked her. "No." She said. "But why not?" I pouted. "Cause I like Bubble guppies. I dont wanna watch somein else." She said. I shrugged my shoulders. By the time she's 6 I'm taking that shit off my TV. When we were done I went back to my room and saw Kirsten up. "Whatchu cook?" She asked me scrollin down Instagram. "And a good morning to you too." I sarcastically said. "Oh yeah. Whatchu cook?" She asked again. "I'm doing fine as well." I said. She threw a pillow at me and I laughed. "Just bacon, grits, and eggs. But good luck getting some." I said. "Why you say that?" She asked. "Cause I ain't fix a lot." I smirked. She threw another pillow at me and got out of bed. I followed her. I saw Kensli playing with her Doc McStuffin toy I got her a few days ago. "Bobby you wanna go to the park today?" Kirsten asked her. She shook her no then broke the dolls head off. "Bobby! Why you do that?" I asked. "Cause she was being bad. An I toll her if she be bad gain I take ha head off." She said. I looked at her like she was crazy. "She gets it from you." Kirsten whispered. "Why everyone keep saying that?" I complained. I went back into my room and put on this:
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When I was done I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. While I was brushing my teeth Kirsten came in wearing
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"Give me a break. Just give me a break. Break me off a piece of that...ambiguous mixed booty." I sang. "Shut you ugly ass up." She said pecking my lips. "If I'm ugly why you had my baby?" I joked. "Cause I was desperate." She said. I play punched her in her arm. That's when she punched my guy super hard. I stood there holding my pants for about a good 5 minutes. I came out the bathroom still hurting and went into the dining room to find her recording me on Snapchat. "What the fuck are you doing?" I yelled. "Awe bae mad." She said. I grabbed her phone and stopped recording and deleted the video. After that we just headed out to Ma house and chilled there.
-Next day-
Today was me and Kirsten 4 year anniversary. I woke up feeling great. It was me and my baby anniversary. Like why wouldn't I be happy? I got out of bed and did my hygiene. I actually combed out a little bit of my hair. Kirsten was still asleep. She was a deep sleeper so I know she wouldn't hear me go outside and buy some stuff. I walked into Ma room and saw her watching Jerry Springer. I saw Bobby sleep. Perfect. I told Ma that just in case Kirsten wakes up before I come back take her out or something so I can prepare for our day. I walked outta the house so I can buy the stuff I need.
-a few hours later-
I came back and checked all the rooms to make sure that everyone was gone. Everyone was gone. I set up the living room with flowers and shit. I made it look nice. I had the fat ass teddy bear holding chocolates, the balloons floating next to the fat ass teddy bear holding the other shit. I was finally don't after a hour. I was gonna perform this freestyle I wrote to the song So Gone by Monica.
After I finished preparing I waited for them to come back. A few minutes later they came back with ice cream. "Oh my gosh. Chance." Kirsten said full of enthusiasm. "Happy anniversary I said handing her the fat ass teddy bear with the shit in it. She hugged me like she never hugged me before. "Daddy I want some chocolate." Kensli stated. "Baby you got chocolate ice cream in your hand right now. Can you be happy for ya mama for a few hours now?" Grandma said. She pouted and stomped into Ma room. "KENSLI YOU BET NOT START ALL THAT CRYING OR IMA WHIP YA ASS!" Ma yelled running after her. I laughed then looked at Kirsten. She was crying. I knew I would make her happy. "Hold this." I said handing her my phone.
"Chancellor Jonanthan Bennett." She sobbed with tears of joy. "I love you Kirsten." I said. She hugged me then pecked me all over my face. "I love you too." She said back.
After that we all went in the living room and watched Black Ink Crew Chicago. We hung out all afternoon until....
"Bless up!" DJ Khaled said on the phone. Share Gif: https://media2.giphy.com/media/dEdmW17JnZhiU/200w.gif "Yes Khaled." I said annoyed ash. "Come on down to the studio to record my new hit I'm the one. My son Asahed is the executive producer." "Yes you told me this morning. I'll be there In about an hour. "Bless up! You smart Chance!" He said. "What's wrong Chano?" Ma asked. "Gotta run down to the studio I'll be back though. Be good Kensli. Bye Kirsten." I said. I put on my Nike's and headed down to the studio.
