AirHeads Gum Food Review

You Were Great The First Time... I Want A Divorce

            I was so excited. I mean c'mon airheads-gum. It was foreign to me so I bought the Lil money waster. I got back in the car with high hopes that I was gonna discover a new kink... I remove the clear wrap that was keeping my gum a hand virgin. This made me mid hard. Then I opened up the pack to find fourteen pieces of "gum laid out. I cumed in my pants. I unwrapped the thick ass piece of gum and popped it in my mouth. This is where it all went to shit. As soon as I bite it turns hard as fuck (not me, the candy this time) and it took about 10 chews to finally get it soft and get the flavor to fully kick in. Oh and when I first bit it, it cracked in three pieces: the middle red strip, the left and the right side of the gum. So its finally in my mouth and the watermelon flavor is fucking  amazing... 10 seconds later... wait, wtf... where did that finger licking good flavor go... come back oh please come back! So yeah the rest of the experience was a hard (hard because the gum was thick and kinda hard to chew) piece of non-flavored $ 1.49 gas station airheads trash. Very dissapointing airheads, very dissapointing. So yeah guys that was my spicy airheads gum food review. I would not recommend buying it be-... So go down to that like button and fist it harder than iron fist on that mental hospital door. If you want me to do another food review on another food item please go down to the comments and type your requests on your expensive ass light up gaming keyboards. Lastly if you hate starvation go to the link in my description and buy my merch. Thats all folks and will fist you in the next one, later skaters!