It happens to all of us
When it happens to me
I blame the boy
When it happens to the boy
The boy blames the dog
Who really doesn’t care much
Unless someone yells at him
Then dog blames the bunny
Who also doesn’t care much
But is always frightened
So the bunny blames the fish
As a precaution
The fish insist
The bubbles in the tank
Are from the deep-sea diver guy
Bobbling around in his bubbles
Alas, nobody can hear
Who the deep-sea diver blames
And, I feel a bit sorry for him
Trapped inside that suit
Poor, gassy bastard

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HumorThis collection contains assorted humorous prose, and perhaps some humorous poems if I'm in the mood, bearing in mind that this collection may not be funny, at all.