People who I want to traumatize:
Mythical_Taylor
ppsychedelicc
Uradickface
Weird-Smol-Bean
nyancat5552
KatIsNotInsane
bubblegumskull
MCEmo666
EmoOfTheInternet
DanNeedsACorgi
spntyler
I woke up dis morning because somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Fuck them.
I went downstairs.
I saw Dan snoring like a dirty bitch
I watched him sleep
I snickered
I went(z) to make covfefe
Den all of a sudden da doot dan woz infroont o o f me
"U betch why did u maek covfefe fow urslef onli an u no fookin maek som for me"dOoT DaN rawrd XDddD
"nO plis dornt abdduckst me in yur shep plies!!??!?;)))!*!"
He ded ot anWay
"I'm goan tu tech u ti be a joog girgl"
hE poOt his 2 inch deck insi u pevet paret an u didont monan becos hes deck woz non existent an u dun loike dmall decks oK?
Den he slop u becos u had a blonk foyce an u dednt mon
"fok off u small titty sprankle as licken wonkor" u laffed
"nO u dodnt mek mr da covfefe u oncondsiderate hoe"
U ponch doOt dEmon don and now u knwe whoy he hed no gab beteen his nos an moth
oK?
De ond
