• limitless • a book of nothingness •

my collection of lines from fanfics that make me roll out of my chair

1) "Oh shiz. She's looking at us. Be cool, you frikin freaks!" Natsu screeched quietly.

"Shut up! You're the freak with the flamingo locks!" Erza yelled right back.

2) "Keith would kill you."

"Screw Keith, my beauty sleep is at risk here," he scoffed, tightening his grip onto when she shifted to move out of the bed.

3) "What are you doing?" Hunk appears at her shoulder.

"Testing a hypothesis. Have you ever thought about how Lance is kind of like a Schrodinger's Cat?"

Hunk strokes his chin. "Not really. Explain."

"The cat is both dead and alive until you open the box. Lance is both charming and not until he opens his mouth, and then he's just... not."

"Hey!"

4) "Do you - do you believe in fate?"

Levi spared the pastor a glance. "Oh, no."

Pastor Nick nodded, as though expected Levi's answer. "Well I do."

"Good for you."

5) "Nice try, but she doesn't wanna talk. I don't wanna talk. We broke up. We both moved on. Hakuna Matata, the past is in the past and all that other Disney bullcrap."

6) "Am I in Heaven?" He asked, his words slurring together. She was holding his hand. When did that happen?

"Sup, Wheeler." Max and Will came into view, followed by Lucas and Dustin, guilt written in all their faces.

"Nope, I'm in hell."

7) "Why are you here? Go to bed."

"I would but you're in my bed!"

"That's alright."

"What, no, go to your room, Lance!"

8) "Would you just come here? I don't bite!"

"I think you're lying. Did you get your rabies shot? I want to see paperwork."

9) "But you don't mean like... love, you just mean... friendship love," Pidge clarified, chancing a look at him. He was looking at her with a curious expression.

"Why does that make it any less? I love my mum and my siblings. I love Beyoncé and Ariana. I love you."

10) "Just because you're protected by the First Amendment doesn't mean you're protected form my fist to your face."

11) "You're seriously sticking me on the same level as 'The tailor' over here?" Keith huffed.

"Yeah! Wait... was that sarcasm?!" Lance stuck a finger at Keith.

"No. Not at all."

"You, son-of-a-"

"Lance!"

12) "Where the heck did you come from?!" Keith glanced under the table.

"My mother's v-"

"None of that!" Shiro shouted over her.

13) Shiro brought his index and thumb together and held it in front of Lance.

"I am this close to smacking you."

"...Your fingers are touching..."

"Exactly."

14) "I swear you just have to talk to a lake and it turns into a sea from all your salt."

15) "No you're not! You are promising you are going to kiss her!"

"Hunk, I can't just-"

"I'd kiss her," Keith nodded.

"Me too," Hunk smiled.

"I would as well," Allura smiled.

"What the fu-"

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SUP BOIS!

I haven't updated in the while, hahahahaha..... (I'M SO SORRY!) I won't make any excuses as to why I've been absent lately, because honestly, it's the same excuse almost every single time. I need to work on that.

But on a side note, I just realized that 90% of these quotes are from Pidgance fanfics.... *nervous sweat*

And I altered some of the wording in these quotes so I didn't have to put in swearing.

Anywho, I hope you have a swell day!

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