So I Was Bored.........

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I was bored and had POTC (Pirates of the Caribbean) on the brain and so I thought, "Why not try to think like Jack?"
Answer: WORST MISTAKE E-V-E-R!!!!!!!!!
*passes out from trying to figure out what's going on in Jacks head*
And now I have slight amnesia. I must have hit my head or something..........*finds lump on head* I EITHER HIT MY HEAD OR JACK KNOCKED ME OUT AGAIN!!!!
Jack: *runs away snickering*
Well I got my answer..............now pardon me while I go slap a certain Captain Jack Sparrow in the face.

*5 minutes later...*

Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SHADOWISHES IS ANGRY AND HYPER!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID TURD!!!!
Jack: AHHHHHH!!!! *tries to run away but trips on a rock*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I GOT YOU NOW!!!!
Jack: CRAP!!!!
*Slaps Jack in the face*
Jack: OWWWWYYYYY!!!!
Serves you right you stupid turd.

Well I'm out! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
~wishes ♡

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