My Average Life

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Prologue - I don't really know exactly what to write because to tell you the truth I don't know what a ''prologue'' is. I've just seen it in so many books I thought I would give it a shot .So here goes my way of doing a prologue. Oh! and by the way if I forgot to mention my name its Danni that's with an (I) don't get it confused with the other character in this book with a similar name. Any way we have a few minutes left so I will inform you on all the stupid things my brothers do, that's include the character with the similar name he's one of my brothers DANNY is his name. that should take up LOTS of time but I'll cut it short for you guys :) :). OK here goes. My brothers both like making disgusting slurping noises when there drinking JUICE yes! you heard correct juice!. I don't know about you guys but I find it repulsive and simply unacceptable (oh no I'm turning into mom) . I have a motto you know and that's * If its not tea just don't slurp! * anyway Fact #2 would be they always smell like sweaty sock! I literally almost cried ! I mean I know you my brothers aren't completely familiar with a soap bar so I'm tryna make it easier for them just take a shower ATLEAST ONCE! in a while but nooooo it seems like I'm asking them to rob a bank or something. I mean don't get me wrong they are kinda sorta familiar with cologne and fresh shower water but that's only when there's a pretty girl coming over or something and that's been happening pretty often in my house, because my sister Breyanna has started this girly club thing so you pretty much know the rest... Anyways enjoy the story!!!!

Chapter 1- The Big Surprise

As soon as my alarm clock went off I immediately went downstairs. I'm not usually the type of person to wake up a 6:30 but my school was having a trip to see Matilda the Musical and I just adore british people and their accents so I wanted to make sure nothing went wrong. As I met the end of my everlasting staircase I thought to myself ,Dad should really build an escalator in here. But my thoughts came to a stop when the scent of chocolate chipped pancakes filled my nostrils. I quickly flopped into my usual spot at the table and dug in. Don't get me wrong I do love food but I'm not even a little chubby I'm completely slim. No matter how much I eat nothing ever happens to me so I stay my little puny self .All my friends say it just means I'm model material and I'm actually starting to believe them, I mean I am already talented I could sing, dance and I love fashion and style so its obvious I'm destined to be famous. Oops $orry I got a little conceited there guys, Anyways as soon as I finished eating, I grabbed my backpack fed my puppy then ran to the bus stop to catch the bus that was just pulling up on the curb .I hopped on and gave the driver a kinda compliment like I always do this time I said, ''that new haircut makes your head look freaky , but cool '' And he would tell me what he always does ''Step behind the white line please'' then I would laugh incredibly loud as if he said something hilarious . Oh that bus driver and I have some good times. As the bus came to a stop outside Angels Elementary (the name of my school) even though I don't know why they gave the school that name because the kids here are anything but angels like for example last week Brad Johnson (also known as jerk face ) posted an embarrassing pic of Brittany Doppelgangers morning look,(his sister),(She's also known as Ms. Perfect and I hate her ). I know what your thinking your thinking yikes! but believe it or not she is as bad as her name sounds. So it kinda serves her right that Brad made her hair look like Karate Chang came to town . I usually hate that Brad and his immature ways but that day was the day that I actually thought Brad and I could get along but that crazy thought didn't last long because hence the nickname jerk face I gave him I . don't . like . him . he's a total ... total... jerk face! O.M.G words can't describe him but I have to get of the topic of him so I could tell u about the surprise that happened on the bus on the way to my school trip. The bus was noisy due to the constant chatting and screaming of children. and that's when it happened the surprise which brings me back to the topic Brad Johnson he was sitting in the seat right next to me! my best friends Alissa and Makaila was in the row behind me. No not this! the voice in my head cried Anything but this!.

but I couldn't stand talking to him it would only boost his ego so I just took the seat next to him also might I add the only empty seat in the entire bus. I could see worried expressions on both of their faces. But just like Brad HE started the conversation.

Chapter 2- ''Hey Princess'' that way too familiar voice whispered in my ear I quickly grabbed his arm and twisted it causing him to scream in pain making everyone turn in my direction. ''Oh feisty''! he said after recovering ,clearly not giving up . Which caused me to finally speak ''first of all I thought I told you to never get that close to me I could smell your awful cologne . and second of all Why are you sitting next to me of all the other seats you could have taken in the bus? but that clearly that was a waste of energy because his only reaction was a big loud fat ugly stupid laugh. I scrunched my eyes at him then turned to face the window that's when he started to talk again, this time he said ''to answer your question princess I sat here cause your quite the amusement '' ''and also'' he said ''I'm sorry you find my cologne so disgusting because I actually find yours quite nice actually'' -'' Just stop talking Brad its bad enough your here but I couldn't quite fight the small smile forming on my lips'' Unluckily for me , he noticed and I saw him smile through the corner of my eyes revealing those dimples you could just dive in. Oh I hate that Brad ,always finding someway to make me talk to him. Then end up liking the conversation . Finally the bus ride came to a stop and I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure I was the first person to get of that bus. I was like flash , so u see my friends that's how desperate I was to leave the bus.My best friends quickly joined me . On our way inside the theater I was being drowned with questions from my best friends like ''so you like brad now? I knew u would come to to your senses he's cute. and ''so what was he saying to you tell me the details''.My only response was , ''guys there's nothing going on he was just being is usual jerky self ''that kinda shut them up a bit until like 2 minutes later Makaila said '' you guys should totally hang out though '' then Allyson responded ''yeah bummer''.And we walked inside the theater.

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