Hetalia At Its Finest One-Shots

America x Reader x England

You sighed. America had dragged you over to his house for another game day. Britain tagging along because he was worried that America would annoy you to death. Literally.

"You bloody wanker! Why must you drag (y/n) here again!?" Arthur protested, annoyed. "Because the hero needs the lady in distress to go do awesome things!" Alfred retorted loudly from the kitchen and came back, with the biggest bowl of popcorn you'd ever see. "How in the hell do I not know that my own country has bowls this freaking big!?" You shout, marveling at the bowl. Oh how you loved food, Arthur often baked for you too. Except you continued to give tips even after the E.R incident. Though no matter how jealous he was, he was going to win you over. So once your (f/m) {A/N/ favorite movie~} was playing you plopped onto the couch and sat comfortable, Alfred sitting next to you on your left, Arthur on your right.

'Damn Arthur..I wanted to have (y/n) all to myself..so I could confess..' Alfred though, pouting slightly as he watched the movie. 'Wanker..' Arthur thought, he grimaced inwardly at the thought of letting Alfred have you.

So as the scary movie progressed, the jump scares made them cling to you, Alfred practically owning your arm as Arthur had his arms wrapped around your waist, squeezing you to him. "Scared?" You ask them both, smirking.

"N-No..Bloody git.." Arthur murmured into your shoulder. "Hahaha..! The hero isn't scared! I can handle anything!" Alfred Declared. You rolled your eyes playfully and held Alfred as well as Arthur close.

~|~|~|~

After the movie finished you, Alfred and Arthur had played video games like slender until 1 in the morning, which escalated into a drinking contest thanks to Denmark and Prussia coming over.

"Jou cant possibly beat zhe awesome me!" He shouted, downing his mug of beer with Denmark. "Hahaha!! Not even!" The tipsy Danish man shouted, walking clumsily over to you. You couldn't help but laugh "hahaha! Your so silly den-den!"

But Denmark didn't say anything, but he placed a hand on your cheek, whispering Danish nothing's in your ear before kissing the shell of your ear then kissing your lips, causing a certain American and Brit to be very jealous. "Hey! She's mine!" Alfred shouted, almost slapping his hand over his mouth immediately. "Yours!? Sod off! She's mine!" Arthur said, appalled. Prussia took Denmark into the living ro as they both watched a novellas until they sobbed.

~|~|~

"If we both want her, let's settle this with a contest." Arthur said, crossing his arms over his chest. "Sounds fine by me, and the rules?" Alfred said, his hands on his hips. You were trying to get them to stop but you immediately sank into the depths of defeat and submission. "Her body will dictate who deserves her." Arthur said, his eyes clouded with lust. "Sounds fine by me, so, (y/n), should we get this started?" Alfred looked over to you, smirking darkly as his eyes were as well, glazed over with lust.

"Prussia! We're going to go get 'busy' with (Y/N)! Don't bother coming into the room!" Alfred shouted to the Prussian, who immediately smirked and did his famous laugh. "Kesesese~ get some!"

"Oh, I will."

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Meanwhile, you were sandwiched between the two respective countries, America and England. Both pairs of hands roaming your body. Your head swam with confusion as why this even happened. But all you knew was your body said other wise, your moans were starting to make them crave for more. You were only in your undergarments, the two men grinding their erections into you, Alfred having the front and Arthur the back. Though the way you stood in the room, both of their erections would be buried into you if they were nude. Alfred captured your lips with his, kissing you deeply. Arthur whined with the lack of attention, and squeeze your breasts, running his hands under your lace bra, slowly teasing your erected nipples with his thumb and forefinger. Your moaned into the kiss, Arthur grinds his erection into your ass. Alfred then pulled away, kissing your cheek and whispering things into your ear like: "do you know what your doing to us, (Y/N)? Your moans and innocence are driving us mad, do you ever see Arthur like this? Your arousal is clogging our senses and we will get more of you, we won't just fuck you, we'll claim you, mark you and bury our own erections into you. Can you handle it, (Y/N)?"

"I want it.." You whispered.

Arthur still messing around with your chest as they then switched positions, Arthur now on his knees as he pulls down your panties, Alfred still questioning you in his aroused manner. "What was that?" He asked in a husky tone, Arthur then flicking his tongue over your entrance, teasing you until he finally decided to eat you out. His tongue flicking your bundles of nerves as well as licking up your juices. "I want it all." You state, looking at him. "Louder." He says, biting into your hickey covered neck. "I want it all!" You practically shout.

Simultaneously Arthur and Alfred removed themselves from your body,

"Take it off." Alfred says. You mutely nod and take off the bra and kick away the panties, letting down your hair. They both look over your body, once, twice..

You watched as their erections seemed to grow. You growled. "Strip! It's not fair that I'm the only one naked." You command. They smirk and nod, whispering about what they should do to you to each other as they get naked. Their well sculpted body's. You walked up to Alfred and immediately kissed him deeply, pulling on his curl hard. This sent chills through out his body, he then turned you around, nodding at Arthur, who went up to your front, kissing you as they both slid in, you felt the pain of both sides as tears formed in your eyes. But much to the pain, it increased as they both pulled out and slammed back in, almost repeating the action until they started to pump into you at a rough pace. The pain becoming pleasure and sending you into a fit of moans. The ecstasy taking over as you moved your hips back and forth just as hard, both of them moaning. "Y-Your so.. *huff* tight..(Y/N).." Arthur said, panting as he continued his pumping. Alfred on the other hand went crazy and started slamming himself into you. Your moans became louder and louder. Alfred cupping your breasts in his hands and have a firm squeeze as he left love bites on your neck. Kissing and lickings spots, then Arthur kissing you deeply and holding his hands on your hips.

~|~|~ Three Hours Later ~|~|~

You three laid in bed, incredibly sweatily and cuddling under the stained sheets and blankets of the bed. "Well.. (Y/N) since we can't decide on who will have you...we'll be sharing for a while.." Arthur said, now breathing regularly. "Yeah.." Alfred agreed, biting his face in the crook of your neck. "Well..I love you both.." You said, closing your eyes.

"We love you too."

~In the mean time~

Your moans and screaming scared the crap out of the drunk two who were watching novellas in the living room.

"Holy crap!" Denmark shouted and hid under a blanket. "It's too loud!! Mein awesomeness can't take it!!" Prussia shouted, taking Denmark and rushing out the front door, slamming it shut.