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neko

Me: *runs up to neko*
Neko: hey heather-
Me: *punches her in the gut*
Neko: owah! *falls on the ground*
Me: *sigh*
Neko: WHAT THE F*CK?
Me: You are one of my very best friends and i can not stand by and watch you throw away your life like this
Me: your to young..!
Me: your to beautiful!
Neko: ..what the f*ck are you talking about?
Me: im talking about the baby growing inside of your belly
Friend: ... see ya
Neko: .. im not pregnant!
Me: not after the punch your not, heh, ive been taking fighting classes
Neko: i was never pregnant heather!
Me: ..... you sure?
Neko: yes im f*cking sure!
Kittenzi: excuse me but why the freak is everyone yelling over here?
Me: well i found this posivtie pregnancy test and-
Kittenzi: *punches neko in the gut*
Neko: ARG! F*CK!

Lol why did i make this