Eeveelutions Life

The Aftermath

Hey! I figured I went a liiitttle bit over board last update, so I'm gonna try to tone the characters down a bit... try. :3 Enjoy!

Glaceon: SYLVEON!!!

Sylveon: What happened? Espeon said you got captured by a "wild hooman"

Glaceon: That murr tied me up!

Sylveon: Glaceon, c'mon, you know Espeon is my friend too

Glaceon: Well, maybe you need new friends

Sylveon: ...

Glaceon: ANYWAYS, have you seen Umbreon? I wanted to go invite him to my bedspot so we could hangout

Sylveon: Oh, I thought we were going to hangout

Glaceon: Ugh, not everything is about you, Syl

Sylveon: Also, I really like Umbreon... I was wondering if-

Glaceon: GEEZ Syl, you KNOW I love Umbreon, but you still try to steal him from me! You only "liked" him after I did. And it's not like you guys are dating or anything, so you should be helpful and get your own life

Sylveon: Sorry...

Espeon: Oh my Arceus, you need help come with me small child *drags*

Sylveon: Is it sad that I'm used to this?

Espeon: Yes, very, now I need to be more random

Sylveon: ...darnit

Elsewhere...

Espeon: OK! So it has become apparent to me that you are beyond being a doormatt

Sylveon: I am not!

Espeon: You let a conniving little murr twist your existence into an antagonist in your and her life -_-

Sylveon: ...

Espeon: And last chapter you almost let her steal your boyfriend! And after reading it I saw how cringe you were

*SHATTER*

Sylveon: Oh noes

Oml you broke it

Espeon: What

You broke mY BEAUTIFUL FOURTH WALL AAAAAAAAGH

Espeon: Oma chill look I'm sorry, ok?

You know what, opportunities appear at random times I guess. Sylveon, you have some problems right here

Sylveon: What do you mean, disembodied creature emerging from the void?

What I mean is you are letting someone step all over you, and at some point it'll make you shatter. You need to stand up for yourself.

Sylveon: I can't! She is my friend!

Look, this has happened to me before. I stood up to my "Glaceon" and she really tried to break my life. You need to stay strong. I get it if you still want to be friends, but don't let her take advantage of you. Set some boundaries, child

Sylveon: Hm, I'll try I guess

Espeon: Thanks disembodied creature, I've been saying this for ages now, but this is the 3rd chapter I've mentioned it

You are lucky you can't break what is already broken -_- don't mention stuff like that please. I must go and fix my wall temporarily now. Peace *disappears behind curtain of aluminum foil*