21 fucks

Tyler stared at Josh's dick. After like 3 hours josh finally caught Tyler. Tyler quickly looked away. Josh walked up behind Tyler and licked his neck.
Tyler: yes lick my neck....lick it harder
Josh: my pleasure
Then they started taking off each other's clothes. While they were fucking little did they know Josh's condom ripped.

                      The next day
Tyler:I think I'm pregnant
Josh: wtf do you mean your pregnant? You probably just have a STD or something.
Tyler: ya I guess your right
Later that day when josh went home Tyler decided to take a pregnancy test.
Tyler: HOLY FUCK ITS POSITIVE I GOT TO TELL JOSH!!!!!!!!

Tyler calls josh to tell him the news
Tyler: Josh I have to tell u something
Josh: what is it babe
Tyler: well I took a pregnancy test and it came out positive.
Josh: what I can't be a father I'm only 28
Tyler: bye 👋
Josh: wtf no
Tyler hangs up the phone then all the sudden Tyler's water broke. So he drives to Taco Bell to give birth.
Taco Bell employee: how may I help you sir?
Tyler:can't u see I'm in labor u dumb ass hoe.
Taco Bell employee: okay if u would just come around back here I can help u.
Tyler: AHHHHHHHHH THE BABY IS COMING.
The Taco Bell employee grabs Tyler then brings him to the back and cuts open his stomach and grabs the baby.
Taco Bell employee: ITS A CHALUPA.
Tyler:wtf is this some kind of scam I was supposed to have a nachoBell grande dumbass.
All the sudden josh runs into the room grabs the chalupa and eats it.
Josh: yay now I don't have to be a dad
Tyler: YAY I DONT HAVE TO BE A MOM
Taco Bell employee: YAY
Tyler: Bitch nobody asked u
Out of the blue Tyler gets up and eats the Taco Bell employee
The end