Just when i thought this day couldn't get any worse, my MOM told me i needed to stop watching Dora The Explorer and sucking my thumb. Guess i got to grow up and become a REAL daddy.
I kicked the tv and smashed Dora's face in. That'll show her. I call up my homie H. H. Holmes because i know he'll be proud. He just told me to "Shut up, fool". I trust him completely. He's got my spine 100%.
Then that's when my Daddy's Daddy's Daddy crashed through the ceiling and broke her f***ing neck. Now who will read books at top speed to me when i go bed-y bye?
NO! I have to stop thinking that way. I have to grow up and be a daddy like a REAL man. I'm DONE being a stupid hoe.
