hayyy ya'll!! i passed the fack out in the last chapter and i bet you thought it was over but NOPE. you can't get rid of this sacc of shite.
enteyways i woke up surrounded by a lake of fire and dark figures chanting, so i knew i had passed away and woke up in heaven.
"hey you! yeah you! the one with the jiggly buns and a snake for a tongue! where mite i find jesus in this fine establishment??"
he just looked me in the eyes and hissed. stupid furry.
i need a nice cold drink. it was hawt as hail here in heaven. so i went up to the lava river and stuck my tongue in.
yoouUuUUUCHHH!!!!
who woulda thunk that lava was that spicy. not me that's for sure.
that's when i felt something sharp jab me in the bununununs. i flung around to see none other than just the mans i was looking for! god!
he looked just as i thought he would. bright red with horns and a tail brandishing a pitchfork. what a man. what a doody.
"wazzup jesus. can you like do me a favor and make me not dead anymore? i mean this place is grate n all but i need to punch the mayor in the weenur and balls"
with that he nodded and slammed his pitchfork on the ground.
i crashed through the ceiling and broke my f*cking ribs, but i was alive again. and now i can get my revenge.
