Floor is Frend

Authors note

This is a great little book for all my followers to enjoy. I recommend (for all Apple users for I don't know if you can do it on android or any other phones or devices) to turn on speech selection

General--> Accessibility --> Speech --> Speak selection on

Then you can make Siri speak the writing by selecting all the writing and pressing speak next to where copy and paste etc are. It makes the story a lot funnier (to me anyway!)

Have fun reading