I was walking my dog down the street when I heard a weird whooshing noise above my head. When I looked up a mango hit me in the face.
"Ow! The fuck?!"
I pulled on the leash when my dog tried to eat the mango that was now squashed on the sidewalk.
A guy came running to me. "Oh gosh. Did you just get hit by that mango?"
"I never thought I'd say yes to that question"
I said.
"But, yeah I did."
He laughed.
"Hahaha, oh my god. I'm really sorry, me and my brother moved into this house a week ago."
"And your favorite way to celebrate your one week anniversary is to throw fruits at strangers? Damn, what country did you move from?"
"No! The fruit is for a video, we're from Los Angles."
He laughed.
"What video?"
I asked.
"Me and my twin are YouTubers. We're seeing which fruit goes the highest if shot from a big slingshot. Mainly because we ran out of other ideas and we wanted to try the slingshot..."
"I gotta see that."
I laughed.
"Yes! You should come! If we have a pretty girl in the thumbnail we'll get so many cli-"
He cut off his sentence when I looked at him.
"Uhh I mean... you should come over. We haven't made many friends yet."
"I'm Mariane."
I said.
"I Ethan."
Said Ethan.
We walked to his house.
Writer's note:
I laughed my ass off while writing this random ass story. Hope you guys can appreciate short, weird stories hahaha.
YO YOU GOTTA LOOK AT THE PIC AT THE TOP. I literally wrote the story and then searched "Ethan dolan mango" the pic is so perfect hahahah.
