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The signs go to hell

Aries: haha f*ck yes this is my home

Taurus: *hooks up with Satan*

Gemini: I thought this place would've been a lot more uglier but it's actually kind of pretty

Cancer:  I like how the air conditioner still works rlly well 😂

Leo: *goes up to Satan* hey baby did it hurt when u fall from heaven

Virgo: it's so boooooring here ugh

Libra: nice Prada shoes Satan

Scorpio: *gets sent to heaven because they burned down hell*

Sagittarius: woo party

Capricorn: I knew it. Hell is real. Nice.

Aquarius: FREE NACHOS WHOOP

Pisces: wtf, why is no one upset about the fact that their sent to hell

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