YouTuber [Niall Horan fanfiction]

Chapter 1.

"Hey guys!" I said moving my hand in front the camera once "it's me !" I said pointing at myself with my thumbs. "So today I'm gonna do the TMI tag, so basically what it is is that I have bunch of questions that I already wrote on my phone, well not on my phone but on the notes inside of it, and I'm gonna answer them all and basically give you Too Many Informations about myself" I awkwardly smiled. "Let's do it!".

"Full name?"

"Hannah Emily Stone"

"What are you wearing? ...clothes.." I said more like a question then an answer.

"Ever been in love? Nope." I said popping the 'p'.

"Ever had a terrible break up? ... Well I ... Not really no. I've had a break up once but it was fine, there wasn't anything terrible like we didn't scream "I'm gonna kill you" at each other"

"How tall are you? 5"7"

"Any tattoos/piercings? I got my ears pierced if that counts"

"Favorite bands? One Direction ...obviously. 5sos, the 1975 and one republic. Wow looks like I really like bands that have numbers in their names." I said and laughed to myself. "Oh!! And Bastille" I added.

"How old are you? 19 :)"

"Quality you look for in a guy? Hmm.. Someone that is caring, funny, loves to cuddle ... And buys me ice cream"

"How long does it take you to take a shower?"  I read the question. "Probably like 5 minutes. 5 to 10 minutes yeah, I'm very quick actually."

"How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?" Was the next question in the tag. "Okay so I have this routine where I wake up 40 minutes before I'm supposed to leave my house so I give myself 10 minutes to get out of bed, 10 minutes to get dressed, 10 minutes to make and eat breakfast and 10 minutes to brush my teeth, do my hair and makeup... Sound complicated but it's not."

"Ever been in a physical fight?" I thought about it for a second "In primary school this one girl said she hates mine shirt and I kinda slapped her..." I said smiling awkwardly "my mom wasn't really happy when the principal called her ...oops"

"Turn on?' Ugh.." "I know! I find it really cute when guys have really good relationship with their mother like they can tell them everything without feeling embarrassed" just after I said it I realized how stupid it sounds and I could see in the view finder that I was blushing. "I'm also a slut for nice big hands" I said trying to make the situation better.

"Turn off?" I didn't even have to think of it " people picking their noses" I said. "And people not brushing their teeth"

"The reason you joined YouTube?' Boredom pretty much."

"'Fears?' SLUGS ! THEY TERRIFY ME! I DON'T KNOW WHY, THEY JUST DO ! JUST HOW THEY LOOK AND WHEN YOU POKE THEIR "EYES" THEY HIDE THEM AND THEN STICK THEM OUT AGAIN ...EWW I JUST HATE THEM" I said and laughed.

"Last time you said you love someone?"
I thought about it for a while. "Hmm.. Oh I know ! I was on the phone with my land lord talking about how the pipes in the toilet are leaking and I ended the phone call with a "ok thanks I love you" I said my face redder than a tomato. "Moooooving on..."

"Last person you talked to?"
"My roommate, Jess"

"Favorite food?' Ice cream counts as food right? Or Lasagne"

"Do you have a crush?"

"*cough* Niall *cough* Horan *cough*" I smiled.

"Favorite pick up line?"

I looked right into the lens of camera with a completely serious face and said "baby did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away" after I said that I could hold my laughter in anymore and started laughing.

After I finally managed to stop laughing I looked at the camera again and said "that's it for the video guys! thank you for watching, subscribe to my channel if you don't already, give this video a thumbs us because apparently they're good and check out all of my social media links below bye !" I did the scout salute type of thingy and stood up to turn my camera off just to slip on the floor knocking my camera over.
"Oh fuck me!" I said to myself kind of loudly. " I can't even turn my camera off without falling" then I remembered, my camera fell on the floor as well.
"Please don't be broken, please don't be broken, please don't be broken." I kept on repeating to myself while getting my camera hoping that my baby is alright.

"Thank god!" I shouted.

At least I'll have a funny clip to put at the end of the video. Most of the people don't watch those parts of videos so I won't embarrass myself as much. And besides it must be pretty funny.

Great, now all I have to do is edit the footage :)

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Authors note: HEY GUYS THANK YOU FOR READING MY FANFICTION I'LL TRY UPLOAD AS MUCH AS I CAN ...I'm probably only talking to myself right now but oh well ...