Once upon a bald eagle, a crippled, depressed asshole wanted to have sex with Sans the Skeleton but knew he wasn't real, that's why he's depressed. The crippling asshole soon found three beans and a garbage can full of shit. He grabs the beans forcefully and shoved it up his rectum, and took the trash can with him so he could summon a monster that could shove shit down his throat. Someone else (naming a skeleton) was looking for him, but they all died the end.
They also had sex-PLOT TWIST!!!
ALTERNATIVE SCENE:
Dominic the planted the beans after he ate the garbage can that was full of shit. He killed himself that same night and every time he killed himself, he was resurrected by some force, and then he killed himself each time. Something tied him to the bed and BONDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 So he couldn't kill himself again. He was so stupid that he bit off his own gay tongue, The night passed suddenly and he could hear rumblings and moanings at the same time somewhere where he planted the beans from where he planted the beans.
Once he untied himself, he went outside to check, and to his surprise, the beans have grown to a veiny beanstalk. He was aroused by this (somehoe) so to satisfy his one inch erection, he climbed the beanstalk and after hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of climbing, "God this beanstalk is so fucking long, I wish my dick was this long..." Dominic said with a bitchy moan. He made it to the castle, though an unusual one at that because it was made of bone(r)s. He decided for some unknown reason to go inside the castle and do a quickie.
He imagined a giant ass Sans shoving him up his ass and having a boney dick, shoving itself up Dominic's mouth, making Dominic mouth water with cum, Dominic then rubbed his palms on Sans his dick, it then erupted of cum like a volcano that tasted like skunk feces that then turned into large chunks of shit. The feces was hot and juicy. As Dominic imagined it, it actually happened, and he vomited in his mouth, mixing with the fecal-like matter, making it nastier and drained down his throat.
Soon Dominic got out of Sans's ass and let the boney dick in his mouth go. Sans's soon had an idea and told Dominic to pull down his panties and open his small urethra. Sans shrunk his dick and shoved it in the urethra and ejaculated the nasty semen and piss. Dominic felt like his bladder was going to explode. It was passing through the bladder and up through all his organs and passed through his mouth. Dominic then vomited out a long stream of feces, vomit, piss, and spit and Sans opened his mouth and catching the nasty matter in his mouth. After he was done swallowing, he licked his non-existent lips. God then came to the place, destroyed and obliterated everything in the castle and the castle itself, killing Dominic and Sans. Thank. FUCKING. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really, thanks a lot
The End
(Fixed Version):
Once upon a bald eagle, a crippled, depressed asshole named Dumbidick (Dominic) wanted to have sex with Sans the Skeleton but knew he wasn't real, that was why he was depressed. The crippling asshole soon found three beans and a garbage can full of shit. He grabs the beans forcefully and shoves it up his rectum, and took the trash can with him so he could summon a monster that could shove shit down his throat. Someone else (naming a skeleton) was looking for him, but they all died the end.
They also had sex-PLOT TWIST!!!
ALTERNATIVE SCENE:
Dominic the planted the beans after he ate the garbage can that was full of shit. He killed himself that same night and every time he killed himself, he was resurrected by some force, and then he killed himself each time. Something tied him to the bed and BONDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 So he couldn't kill himself again. He was so stupid that he bit off his own gay tongue.
The night passed suddenly and he could hear and feel rumblings and moanings at the same time somewhere where he planted the beans from where he planted the beans. Once he untied himself, he went outside to check, and to his surprise, the beans have grown to a veiny beanstalk. He was aroused by this (somehoe), so to satisfy his one inch erection, he climbed the beanstalk for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of climbing, "God this beanstalk is so fucking long, I wish my dick was this long..." Dominic said with a bitchy moan. He made it to the castle, though an unusual one at that because it was made of bone(r)s. He decided for some unknown reason to go inside the castle and do a quickie.
He imagined a giant ass Sans shoving his head up his ass and having a boney dick, shoving it up Dominic's mouth, making Dominic's mouth water with cum. Dominic then rubbed his palms on Sans his dick, it then erupted of cum like a volcano that tasted like skunk feces that then turned into large chunks of shit. The feces was hot and juicy. As Dominic imagined it, it actually happened, and he vomited in his mouth, mixing with the fecal-like matter, making it nastier and it all drained down his throat.
Soon Dominic got out of Sans's ass and let the boney dick in his mouth go. Sans's soon had an idea and told Dominic to pull down his panties and open his small urethra. Sans shrunk his dick and shoved it in the urethra and ejaculated the nasty semen and piss. Dominic felt like his bladder was going to explode. It was passing through the bladder and up through all his organs and passed through his mouth. Dominic then vomited out a long stream of shit, vomit, piss, and spit as Sans opened his mouth, catching the nasty matter in his mouth. After he was done swallowing, he licked his non-existent lips. God then came to the place, destroyed and motherfucking obliterated everything in the castle and the castle itself, killing Dominic and Sans and erasing them from existence. Thank. FUCKING. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really, thanks a lot
The End
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