BTS || Texts 💬 Scenarios 💭

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When BTS members ask for you help
BTS as your best friend

Namjoon 💬

Namjoon: (Y/N) Help juseyo
You: what is it??
Namjoon: ....
You: what did you break again Namjoon?
Namjoon: ㅠㅠ it was a mistake I swear
You: wait. What did you really break?
Namjoon: I was just trying them on.
You: JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS
Namjoon: So I was in Yoongi hyung's studio, and I tried on his new headphones and
You: YOU DID NOT
Namjoon: it was faulty I guess. Right?
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NAMJOON
Namjoon: save me ;-;
You: Have a good afterlife
Namjoon: YA
Namjoon: ;-; wae

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Seokjin 💬

Jin: I burned the pasta
You: heh
Jin: WHAT WILL I FEED MY BABY
You: what are you talking about -_-
Jin: Namjoon is coming over ㅠㅠ
You: Ohmygod
You: I am cringing vv hard go away ew
Jin: I don't have any more pasta
You: Make cup ramen
Jin: SERIOUSLY
Jin: DO you realize I am talking about Namjoonie?
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO BECAUSE I CAN'T CRINGE ANYMORE
Jin: Buy me some pasta pls pls pls
You: YOU BUY IT
Jin: What if Namjoon comes when I am out?
You: YOU know what. Fine FINE I'M DOING IT
Jin: ilysm

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Yoongi 💬

Yoongi: come over
You: ???
Yoongi: I can't sleep
Yoongi: come over
You: I am 100% done with you
Yoongi: so am I
Yoongi: I'll send you Namjoon nudes
You: YOONGI EW
Yoongi: You sure you don't want them?
Yoongi: YA REPLY
You: .....how many?
Yoongi: If you put me to sleep, 4
You: ok.
You: coming
Yoongi: I can't believe you are doing this
You: SHUT UP WE HAVE A DEAL

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Hoseok 💬

Hoseok: jagiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: jagiyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hoseok: :( help moi pls
You: what's up?
Hoseok: I lost Jungkook
You: ...wut
Hoseok: we're in Cheongchangdong and now I can't find him
Hoseok: his phone is turned off
You: what are you TALKING ABOUT
You: JUNGKOOK GOT LOST?!?!!!!
Hoseok: Fine him
You: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL TEXTING ME GO CALL THE POLICE
Hoseok: okok saranghaeeeeeee
You: HOSEOK. POLICE STATION. NOW.

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Jimin 💬

Jimin: YA
You: WAE
Jimin: I'll buy you mochi
You: wait
You: really aww thanks ily
Jimin: if you do my hw
You: goodbye Park Jimin
Jimin: PLEASE
Jimin: PLEASE
Jimin: PLEASE
You: stop spamming because I won't do it
Jimin: (Y/N)? YOU GOT NO JAMS
You: HEY WTF
Jimin: do my hw I'll let you off
You: FINE ASSHOLES
Jimin: I love you bb

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Taehyung 💬

Tae: what does an atom bomb look like?
You: wtf
Tae: do you know?
You: why do you want to know that
Tae: I'm going to steal one
Tae: them North Koreans have many
Tae: but I don't know what they look like
Tae: I'll light one under Jin hyung's chair it'll be funny af ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

You have blocked "Tae"

Tae: wait
Message not sent

Tae: did you block me WAE I NEED TO KNOW
Message not sent

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Jungkook 💬

Jungkook: I NEED U GIRL
You: WAE HONJA SARANGHAGO
Jungkook: no like seriously help me
You: -_- what is it
Jungkook: what does an atom bomb look like? Tae just came over he's eating my head

You have blocked the user

Jungkook: YA REPLY??
Message not sent
Jungkook: wait wtf why did you block me bitch YA
Message not sent

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