Aloo againses. Vlamor be telling you of importances, festivities and celebratoying celebrationses. This be's of very importances, becauses of Goblin kingses making of celebratory celebrationses.
Numberses 1 be's of Topswaggle day. Topswaggle day be's of Goblin gettings drunk from Topswaggle. Topswaggle be's of a fizzyses drinking, whichings of clensing stomach from poopings. Yessing, poops. Goblins making of poops in stomach, not intestinal hooman beings like be's of youings.
Numberses 2 be's of Dekmas. Dekmas be's of christmasing like, but Dek be's of name of currentlying king. It be's of liking this of every Goblin king. Innings of Dekmas, Gobline must be's of having treeses. But this treeses must be's of being cutting of in shaping of Goblin king.
Numberses 3 be's of Burpday. Burpday be's of Goblin 'Birthdaysings', but insteadings of cake, it be's of burp. Big oneses.
Now youlings be's of know some Goblin celebratory celebrationses. Yay!! Vlamor be's of proud that youlings still even here in lesson!!
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