Min Yoongi: Grandfather. No one knows who he banged and no one knows if Jin is his child or if Namjoon is his child. No one really cares in all honesty. Doesn't put up with anyone's shit. Has a secret soft spot for his great granddaughter Angelee. Lowkey an Angry Mushroom™. An asshole to everyone. KitKat uses him for a pillow way too often. He shoves her off tho. Bio parent to Angelee.
Kim Seokjin: Mother. Might be Yoongi's kid. Married Namjoon and swore off kids, ended up with 3.5 sons, .5 daughter, 6 grandkids, and a ray of sunshine. Dotes on Jimin. Loves telling dad jokes. Highkey proud of his bigendered child and grandkids when they tell dad jokes. Dun insult his cooking. Handsome and he knows it. Will smack you with a spatula if you call him eomma without permission.
Kim Namjoon: Father. Might be Yoongi's kid. Married Seokjin and swore off kids, ended up with 3.5 sons, .5 daughter, 6 grandkids, and a ray of sunshine. Dotes on Jungkook. Should not be around anything breakable. Really gay for his grandson but doesn't show it. 100% done with all his kids. Suggested going to a cabbage patch to relieve the sausage fest, ended up with a kid who is bigender and a ray of sunshine. Highkey soft for said bigender. Will fite anyone who hurts his daughter and grandson. Looks tough, is actually a major dork. Loves Ryan Bear almost as much as he loves Seokjin and Andy.
Park Jimin: Eldest son of NamJin. Jin dotes on him. Looks like a cutie, highkey a fuck boi. Really gay for adopted sibling KitKat. Once groped her tit and got hit with a chancla. Came to be when Jin was making Mochis and accidentally added an extra ingredient to the mixture: Chemical X. Called short, is actually 4 in taller than KitKat. Likes to rub that in her face. Gets shins kicked a lot. Snuggles KitKat when Jungkook and Taehyung aren't around. Has to deal with a hoe. Once chewed out said hoe. Highkey ships Jaymin and KitKat x OT7. Also wrote NamAndy fanfiction and angsty Jayhun fanfiction. Refuses to share it. Bio parent to Andy.
Kim Taehyung: Middle son of NamJin. Came to be when Jin was abducted by aliens for a few days after creating Jimin, birthed Tae a few months later. Once was brought to a bunny farm with Jimin to try and abandon em, ended up coming home with Jungkook. Dating KitKat. An utter weirdo but also a sweetie. Likes to tease KitKat a lot. Sometimes a little shit. Rumored to be gay, doesn't pay attention. Highkey loves Gucci and tries to ban all other designers. KitKat doesn't have the money for that and reminds him constantly. Actually rlly wants to spoil his not official wife. Also wants cuddles. And kisses. Protect him. Claims to be the father of Angelee and Andy. Fites Jimin when he tries and claims KitKat.
Jeon Jungkook: Youngest son of NamJin. Namjoon dotes on him. Highkey a little shit. Teases Angelee, Andy, and Jayd often. Likes to make fun of Jimin's height. Also dating KitKat. Bio parent to Andy. Put the ring on it before Tae. Gets scolded for drinking apple juice without the Doritos when he visits America. Wants to team up with Tae and kidnap KitKat and the kids. Tries and spoils KitKat, gets yelled at for it. Rlly loves his wife. Once asked out Sehun and got rejected. Is the cause for Jayhun. Came to be when Vmin was brought to a bunny farm in hopes to be abandoned and ended up coming home with them. Probably will introduce Jayd to Jae. Don't give him your password.
Jaydyn Willows (KitKat): Only daughter of NamJin. Found inna cabbage patch in hopes to relieve the sausage fest. They kinda failed. Yells out "I'M GAY". Is actually pan. Actually rlly oblivious. Once had tit groped by Jimin and thought that was platonic. Likes to hide feelings with puns, dad jokes, and memes. Highkey a mess. Calls Andy a mushroom. Likes to tease. Is actually a hoe and knows it. Will fite anyone who hurts her fam. Actually ends up backing out at the last second. Will cuss you out in Norwegian. Probably doesn't like you. Draws weird shit. Found either playing video games or screaming into the void. Loves chocolate and cats.
Jung Hoseok: An actual ray of sunshine. Jayd's moirail, still doesn't understand the term. Saw Jayd being taken, went "OH HELL NAW" and followed them home. Is just there. Likes screaming. And churros. Only allows Jayd to ride him (piggy back rides). Vvvvvv dramatic. Is an actual softie. And a meme. Seriously put that flower on him and have him scream and Jayd will smile so much. Highkey a hoe for Tinashe.
Andrew McAnderson (Andy): Actually a JiKook child, adopted by Jayd. Is the 5th eldest. Calls Jayd Mom, Ancient Log, or Jayd. Really hates Susan and Felishitty. A kissing hoe and a fuckboi. Highkey gay for Namjoon and v obvious. He's rlly gay. Seriously. Also spoil him with Monsters.
Angelee (Homie Joe): Actually a Sope child, adopted by Jayd. Is the youngest. Dragged Jayd into EXO/GOT7 Hell. Adores Yoongi and Jackson. V loud. Doesn't put up with your shit either. Actually rlly smol but can and will kick your ass. Highkey hates everyone.
UPDATES: 4 NEW CHILLENS THAT SHALL APPEAR FROM NOW IN!
Ellie (Deer Child): one of Jayd's closest friends from childhood. Almost as tall as Jimin. Jayd does not appreciate. Called Jayd mom when she was with Abel. Jayd jokes she, Avni, Bunny, and Tay all came from Abel but Kookie and Tae have custody. Likes being called a baby deer. Has no clue her dad's are from BTS. Eldest out of the 6 grandkids
Taybae the Hoe: second eldest of the 6 grandkids. one of Jayd's closest friends. Met her and Bunny when they were bout ready to beat some ass. Worries for Jayd a lot. Likes to sing. V insecure about herself. Jayd loves her. Hates Abel with a passion
Avni: only fully adopted one of out the 6 kids. Third eldest. Wishes to meet her "papis". Actually v innocent. loves LilMoon. Met Jayd as they were bonding over Victor's ass. Sweet child. needs sleep and help. Also a hoe. Is a multifandom fan. Doesn't know what to do.
Bunny (Amber): fourth eldest of the 6 kids. Met Jayd and Taylor at the same time. V bitter towards Abel like Taylor. Likes Danganronpa, Stardew Valley, and Hatoful Boyfriend. Actually v insecure. Introduced Jayd to Larch. Is a part of the meme squad. wants to bake some bitches with Jayd one day.
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Multifandom Crack AU Thing
RandomIntroducing an AU where everything is the same except me and my 6 close friends are part of the BTS fam. This is majority just crack i came up with at like 3 AM and headcanons of what it would be like if we were a part of their world. It's all for a...
