Hauntings

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A/N: long time no crack. Ps this is based off a convo i had today

Jayd: -just finished reading a book called My Last Kiss- hm...he dad?

Joon: yee?

Jayd: if i suddenly died, and came back as a ghost-

Joon: i-

Jayd: lemme finish ch-

Joon: haunt me mami

Joon: take me away-

Jayd: DAD NO -HIGHKEY KINKSHAMING-

Joon: from this cruel world-

Jayd: KIM NAMJOON WOULD YOU LEMME FINISH YOU TIT

-after explaining-

Jayd: why did you tell me that???

Joon: well Angelee told Yoongi "haunt me papi" on your birthday and Yoongi was like "no" so she told him "i hope spirits eat your ass"

Jayd:

Jayd: wait

Jayd: she did that

Jayd: and i spoke about being a ghost

Jayd:

Jayd: did she just imply that she hoped i'd eat Yoongi's ass? Cuz tbh #eatyoongisass is still going strong

Joon:

Joon: yes

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