Boy: Miss, can i buy grapes?
Miss: We don't have grapes.
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The next day..Boy: Miss can i buy grapes?
Miss: I told you yesterday we don't sell grapes! one more question i'm gonna cut your mouth!
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The next day..Boy: Miss, Do you have scissors?
Miss: No. Why?
Boy: Good.
Miss: ??
Boy: Can i buy grapes?!?