For you see, in 2004, the Cheese Whiz was forged in the depths on hell by Lucifer himself. It was used for nothing but evil until demon traitors Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie, Spencer Smith and Jon Walker, stole it and used it to escape back to earth where they formed a band and lead normal lives. But Ryan and Jon became selfish and wanted all of it to themselves. One day in Capetown, they stole the Cheese Whiz, and never looked back.
Years later, Brendon took the Cheese Whiz back and was christened as its rightful guardian. This started a long war, but in the end, Brendon and Ryan shot each other at the same time; Ryan died first. Then Brendon, guardian of the Cheese Whiz, fell to his knees and passed from this world. Leaving behind the mighty weapon, knowing it would be needed once more.
The legacy of the Cheese Whiz lives on...
