Sarah:Hello!!
Percy:Hi!!
Chiron:Hello,child.
Poseidon:Hello,mortal.
Sarah:Sooo.... I am Sarahlieia/Sarah Jackson....I'm Percy's OLDER twin sister.... I like blue food....I live in New York....and....yeah.Oh,and Percy and I look exactly alike....Except my hair is down to my waist.
Percy:*watching TV while eating pizza*THOS ISH SHOOOOOOOOO BOWING.
Poseidon: Well I must be off to Olympus.
Sarah:OKAY BYE DAD.
Chiron&Poseidon:*leaves*
Sarah:Percy.Percy Percy Percy Percy Percy.
Percy:WATT!?
Sarah:Gimme that sour string.
Percy:Grrr....*hands me a blueberry sour string*
Sarah:OMNOMNOM
Percy:*starts flicking through the channels*
Sarah:NOOO SHTAP PERCY YOU JUST FLICKED PAST KICKIN' IT AND SPONGEBOB AND HANNAH MONTANA-wait what?-AND DOG WITH A BLOG AND JAKE THE ALL-AMERICAN DRAGON AND SLUGTERRA AND YOUNG JUSTICE AND HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART TWO PERCY SHTAP FLICKING PAST THE GOOD SHTUFF!!!!
Percy:*hands me bag of sour strings*
Sarah:OMNOMNOM
Percy:*stops flicking and settles on Deadliest Catch*
Sarah:NER
~Half An Hour Later~
Percy:*GASP*HOW COULD THEY KILL CRABS EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE DELICIOUS IT'S HORRID.
Sarah:OMG THIS IS SOOO BORING.*staring daggers at the TV*
Patricia(daughter of Iris):*peeks over the back of the couch* *whispers*Teehee.*jumps out and starts flapping like a bird onto the couch*LALALALAAA!!!!
Sarah&Percy:AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!*Sarah hugs Percy tightly*
Percy:Patricia,don't do that.
Patricia:Sowwy.
Sarah:*still hugging Percy*
Percy:Sarah,it's just Patricia.
Sarah:*muffled*Oh.*quickly lets go of Percy and rubs hands on his shirt*Here.Take your Percy cooties back.
Percy:-_-
Sarah:CX
Patricia:Sooo,whatcha watchin'?
Sarah:*turns TV off*A horrible show.
Percy:-_-
Hazel:*videotaping the Patricia incident*XD
Sarah:Well,don't forget to read more!!
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson IMAGINES
RandomMe:PERCY GIMME THE FREAKING TAPE!!!!Percy:No!!Me:*tackles Percy*Percy:*holding tape outta my reach*Me:PERCY GIVE ME THE TAPE OR ELSE I'LL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR FAVORITE THINGS AND THROW THEM ALL AWAY.