(I shall now add in Elizabeth Niño,Daughter of Poseidon.)
Elizabeth:*sleeping on the couch*
Percy:*doesn't realize Elizabeth is there and sits on her*
Elizabeth:GUDHDFJDISKFFKDJCJDDJJSJDJFVJRJDJFJD(aka weird sound)*rolls over*
Percy:AAAAAAAAAAAAA*fall onto floor*
Elizabeth:*sits up* *le yawn*I had the weirdest dream.I was being SAT ON by a dude made out of-oh.You.WHY DID YOU SIT ON ME,PERCY!?
Percy:SHUT UP HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
Elizabeth:OH,I DONT KNOW,MAYBE THE FACT THAT THE COUCH HAS A DIFFERENT FEEL THAN MY BACK!?
Percy:*angry yelling in Ancient Greek*
Elizabeth:*angry yelling in Japanese*
Sarah:*walks into living room*SHUT UP!!!!
Percy&I:*le shuts up*
Sarah:Thank you.Now,this MORTAL crawled through the window this morning and woke me up!!
Me(The Author):Hi!!Oh,and Percy?
Percy:*weird stare at me*Yes?
Me:Try not to leave Riptide in sword form.It almost stabbed me when I fell.
Percy:fdusidissucjsucuwucueu usfududjfuejdif
Me:Okyay....well,I was just coming here to say that now,we let the readers ask questions and dare!!
Percy:Is that good?
Elizabeth:Depends on who's getting dared and asked.
Me:Oh,and they can be a WEIRD or SCREWED UP as you want....just,please....nothing dirty.
Percy:Phew.
Me:Oh,yeah....and,my CAR kinda broke down,so can I stay here while the shop fixes it?
Percy:Why don't you just walk home?
Me:*sarcasm*SURE PERCY I'LL JUST WALK ACROSS 3 STATE BORDERS THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
Percy:*facepalm*
Sarah:-_-Percy,you're an idiot.
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson IMAGINES
RandomMe:PERCY GIMME THE FREAKING TAPE!!!!Percy:No!!Me:*tackles Percy*Percy:*holding tape outta my reach*Me:PERCY GIVE ME THE TAPE OR ELSE I'LL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR FAVORITE THINGS AND THROW THEM ALL AWAY.
