My name is Mindy and I am a cow. Two years ago I discovered that I can talk. Now I found out I love karate. I am an undercover cow teaching a karate class. I think someone has discovered I am a cow.
One year and nine months ago I discovered I could talk. I discovered this when I was trying to Moo. I instead said "Good Morning!" I jumped. I thought the farmer was early for breakfast or something. I then tried to Moo again. This time I said "Is that the...farmer."I then for sure knew I could talk. I decided I should leave the pasture. What I was doing was not cow like. I might be a mutant, or a monster! Whatever I was I knew I could hurt the other cows. I tried repeatedly raming my head into the fence but it was too sturdy. I then backed up, charged, and jumped over the fence. I felt like the cow who jumped over the moon.
Now I am a cow that stands on her hind legs, wears mountains of makeup, and lives in an apartment. Technically the apartment is Danny's. Danny is a super nice guy who does my makeup. He is so nice and funny! I just started walking and talking in public. The only problem is my voice is super deep. Danny said he will find a device that will help. I'm so excited!
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