YOU ARE READING funny text messages Random FUNNY #funny alcoholic 3.3K 160 5 by taimayia by taimayia Follow Share I-post sa iyong profile Ibahagi gamit ang Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share I-post sa iyong profile Ibahagi gamit ang Email I-report ang Kuwento I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when it not my birthday.