Drunk

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Guy 1: Dude you were so drunk last night.

Guy 2: no i wasn't

Guy 1: man u grabbed my hamster and put it in the ball and threw it yelling "pikachu I choose you"

Guy 2: dude he didnt die in the ball did he?

Guy 1: naw

Guy 2: dude that a releaf-

Guy 1: the ball broke so he hit the wall, and then died

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