The Issue

Chapter 16

AN:

Hello there! Been a while since I said hi. We've had work comin out of our ass. Can you say three words without cursing?! Yes. I. Can. Thank you. Bitch. Oh come on!

Anywho, this song will go with the chapter. Enjoy assholes. I am so mean...

Oh! I also noticed that I've only been through two days. So this will take place about a month after they started dating.

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Eren's POV

Oh gosh. I'm so nervous. It can't hurt that much right? I mean, it might hurt at the beginning, but after that it should feel good.

"Okay Eren.... Deep breaths. You can do this." A little pep talk never hurts, right?

Levi comes closer and grabs me. "Don't worry...it will be okay, I promise."

I whine. "But it might hurt... I'm scared Levi."

"Now your just being a baby. Do you want to do this or not?"

I nod close my eyes. I tell when pain shoots through my pinkie. "Son of a bitch! That hurt!"

Levi hold up the splinter. My finger is bleeding, but only a little. "There. Does it hurt now?" When I shake my head, he clicks his tongue, and throws the small piece of wood away before cleaning my small cut. It doesn't even hurt that much anymore. Now that the splinter is out, it's more like a sting instead of a deadly mini tree intent on the death of my finger.

"Anyway, Levi, are you ready for your surprise?" I was loading firewood in the back of the truck when I got the evil tree minion in my finger, and Levi pulled in, instantly coming to my aid. What a nice man.

Following me back outside, he asks the question I was hoping to avoid. "Where are we going?"

I smile and wink at him. "Wouldn't you like to know?" The only thing I had told Levi when I called him was to come over because I had something planned. Little does he know, I'll probably be a dead man after this.

Levi narrows his eyes. "Actually, yes. I would like to know where the hell we're going. So answer the question brat." When he crosses his arms over his chest with an eyebrow raised, I can't help myself. I laugh. He just looks too funny. A small man, looking meaner than shit. It's even funnier when he yawns, then tries acting like he didn't.

"It's a suprise." When he yawns again, I ask him, "Are you tired? I didn't wake you up, did I?"

"No, brat, I just have insomnia. So, when are we leaving?"

Levi has insomnia? That's when you can't sleep or something, right? I don't know. It's not like they call me Dr. Yeager. But I think that's what it is.

While Levi gives me a questioning look, I take an old shirt of mine and cut it into a strip. The strip is big enough to cold over, which is what I do. Levi tries to stop me when I start tying it on his eyes, but gives up. Now, blindfolded and unhappy, he lets me lead him to my truck. I bend down and put one hand under his shoulders, the other under his knees. Not giving him a chance to say anything, I pick him up and put him in the passenger side.

I climb in the drivers seat and start my baby, and notice Levi trying to peek. "Levi! No! I told you, it's a surprise. Which means that if you take the blindfold off, you'll ruin it." He flips me the bird. "Don't worry, butthead. We'll be there in about twenty minutes."

After putting the truck in gear, I start driving across my yard. I put it in four wheel drive, then back up a bit to make sure it's locked in.

Levi turns his head to me. "Tsk. Do you really think that is going to help you keep our destination a fucking secret? Going back and forth?"