<Perrie's P.O.V>
I walk into Liams bathroom and look in the mirror, urgh, I have quite literally colour coordinated my outfit tonight, and it looks pretty, um, ok? My white sunglasses cover my eyes and my blonde locks cover my face. I am wearing white wedges on my feet a white croptop with blue aztec stripes across it and some, would you guess, white hot pants. I suck my stomach in and take a selfie. Great, now lets get Lil Baby April too her dadda, Liam's a great boyfriend but I doubt he has done much research on babys since I went on my world tour with the girls. Oh well, wait where is Liam, he is supposed too be looking after April... But wait, if he's gone then... Oh no. Oh sheeze. Oh... if, but, what, when, why? I have to find April , where is she? I reached into my handbag and pulled out a bottle of channel, quickly squirted it on my neck then started frantically looking around the apartment for a missing baby. It was like the book going on a bear hunt but inside. Maybe some rhyming motivation might help? Urrr..
We're going on a baby hunt
we're gonna catch a small one
im so scared.
Uh oh, a bed, a warm cosy bed.
We cant go over it,
we cant go under it (well, not in what i'm wearing. I'm still getting used too these hotpants)
We have to go around it....
I am hunting the room like a dog for this baby, ok, so the most extremes I went too were ripping a handle off a wardrobe and cutting a pair of black leggings up just too see if it might of drunk some of that red potion from alice in wonderland and shrunk back into a tiny, whats the right word? Ah, got it, Pulp. Well that was a fantastic scavenger hunt, I dont think I have just got the idea that the baby isnt in this room. This room....THIS ROOM! I run into the bathroom and, what, wait... has that bath handle been abused? Oh well, this is all about April, Gosh, I'm turning into Miley Cyrus, talking to objects and then starting to lick them, but not the licking bit. I look up at the shower curtain and then there is a thought/quote..."Your going down." And I dont even have too tell my hands to rip the shower curtain off when it lands and smothers me.
I try too pull the shower curtain off my head but I cant. Urghh, I might have too get one of the neighbors to cut it off. This is embarrasing, and its getting sort of hard to breathe in here. Umm. I reach my hand out and feel for the door, urmm, errr, aha. I should kick it down. I reach my leg out prepare to kick and shoom, my foot goes straight through, it must of already been opened. I think I hear a scream of pain when I hit the floor and then a scream of shock, and then a scream of terror.
"Its ok!" I say, quite scarily. "Sorry, I was looking for my bab - . My Baboon!" I can hear a sqeal. Oh im sorry but do you mind..." I wave my arms around and I can feel someones skin against mine and I scream excited, what? It really tickles. I jump back and then suddenly hit my head on a door.
"Owieee." I said and then something cold was on my head, it turns out that I had my eyes closed, I open them and i see a hot blonde dude standing infront of me.
"Thanks for kicking me." He quickly adds. "Hard, in the -"
"Oh my Gosh I'm so sorry! Let me get you an ice pack." He stopps me before I can leave the ground.
"Its ok, I got on, and I got you one, for your head, Niall by the way."
"Perrie." He held out his and and he pulled me up.
This is seriously not happening right now....
