Foreign Exchange (phan)

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I literally just stand there staring for too long. "Are you ok yet?" Dan asked, a goofy tone in his voice.
"Just give me one more second to absorb this," I reply, being sarcastic to hide the fact that I'm freaking the hell out inside.
"Ok, well we have missed the underground going to our stop so we might as well go out to eat or go shopping or something." Phil says.
I perk up at the mention of shopping, but I am hungry. "Lets go out to eat. I have all these suitcases and I haven't eaten much today. Can we go shopping another day though?" I ask with a hesitant era, not trying to sound so forward.
"Of course!" Phil beams, "That sounds like a great plan. Where do u want to eat?"
I stay quiet in hopes that someone else will answer, but everyone looks at me.
"Ummm, I have never been to Londan before, I don't know."
"What do you like?" Dan asks.
"I like foreign food a lot. Like from different places around the world."
"SUSHI IT IS!" yells Phil, with lots of excitement in his voice.
We get in a taxi and I'm asked a lot of awkward questions like, "What do you do in your free time?" and "Do you play sports?"(eww sports). When they had enough of my awkwardness they asked the driver to turn on some P!ATD, and they jammed out. I just kinda sat in the corner humming quietly.
Dan all of a sudden asked for the volume to be turned down and said, "Phil and I plan on being pretty cool about what and what u can't do, but I just want to let you know if you ever need anything at all, from someone to talk to to... girl stuff... then we are here to help.
I started uncontrollably laughing, with Dan and Phil giving me weird looks. I was tears coming down my cheeks- runny nose- hunched over- laughing at what one of my all time idols said. Once I was able to control myself I said, "I'm sorry I wasn't trying to be rude. It's just I was told ahead of time about staying with two guys and I brought enough tampons for an army."
Their eyes both got really wide and they turned beet red and looked away. I quietly laughed to myself and asked the taxi driver to turn it back up. The rest of the ride was silent.
**this time skip is brought to you by Dilddy and Susankun to when they get to their house**
Wow. I was actually walking into Dan and Phil's house, IRL. OMG. I'm dead, or sleeping. I'm gonna wake up and it's all gone a be a dream. OMG am I saying this all out loud?
"Would u like me to pinch you, No, and Yes? I think that's write?" Phil replied.
"Don't I'm pretty sure thats child abuse, Phil."
"Well I have to go order groceries, Is there anything specific u want me to get?
"Waffles!" I say, knowing the consequences.
"What no trador! Says Phil.
"We will send you back!" Dan screams from the next room over.
"I'm kidding, im more of a pancake person anyways. When do I get the house tour? You haven't posted it on your channels anyway."
Dan comes in and looks at Phil.
Phil says, " Umm about that..."
Dan interrupts and says, "Phil and I have been together for 7 years. We haven't told the internet, but its not like were discreet or anything about it. Like seriously, have you seen our recent DanandPhilGames videos?"
"OHMYGOD OHMYGOD ONMYGODDDDDDDD SO THE PHANGIRLS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG I KNEW IT THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, unable to control my excitement.
Both the men looked down at me and chuckled, intertwining their hands.
"Yea, Its not like everyone in the world didnt know anyway." Dan says sarcastically. "Now for that house toor..."

I actually haven't been on this account for like a year but i went on it again and noticed this chapter was 1/2 way done so I finished it. Idk the next time ill write, it will be a surprise to us both. Ok bye