Final Fantasy Short Stories (+more)

Random FFXV Scenarios 1

Okay everyone, before the stories start, I have some random, funny scenarios that my friend and I created (we find them hilarious and I just had to write them down). Just so you know, these are all centered around Final Fantasy XV (especially Ignis and Prompto since they're our favorites). Also, none of these are intended to be dirty in any way, so please do NOT twist them into anything of the sort. These are just for fun and for a good laugh.

Anyways, hope these will put a smile on your face! (And if you're not interested in these, you're welcome to skip them and go straight to the actual stories that will be coming soon.) But if you do enjoy these, I'd love to hear comments on what you think.

1. Ignis's Ebony Stash

It was nearing night and the gang decided to stay at the caravan of the local outpost. After supper, they all practically passed out... Well, almost all of them. Ignis remained awake, secretly waiting for the opportune moment. Once he was certain his friends were all asleep, he quietly climbed out of his bed, placed his glasses on his face, and creeped past the others.

Successfully making it outside, Ignis smiled triumphantly to himself. He hurried to the nearby shop with one thing in mind. His emerald eyes skimmed the shelves until he found what he was looking for, Ebony coffee. He swiftly snatched up every can on the shelf and carried them over to the counter. He struggled to fish out the gil from his pocket with his arms full, but he managed.

Ignis was finally able to leave the shop with a few dozen cans of his beloved beverage. He went straight to the Regalia parked next to the gas pumps and popped the trunk open. Inside was their camping equipment. But Ignis took hold of a small latch hidden amongst the gear and pulled open a secret compartment. Inside the small space sat rows upon rows of Ebony cans.

Ignis carefully placed the newly bought drinks one by one into the compartment in a neat, organized row among the others. With a faint smile, the man closed the compartment and shut the trunk. He then went back to the caravan, silently going back to his bed and resting for the remainder of the night.

The next morning...

"Probably a good idea to stock up on potions," Noctis said, walking alongside Prompto. The prince opened up the money pouch in his hand. "You can never be too care- Why are we so low on gil?" Noctis noticed the contents of the pouch were nearly half as much as they were a day ago. He shot Prompto an accusing glare. "Prompto, what did you buy?"

The gunman held his hands up defensively. "Dude! It wasn't me!"

Noctis rolled his eyes, not believing the blond for a second. "Yeah, right."

"Don't tell me Prompto spent all our gil again." Gladio's gruff voice angrily stated. He overheard the two and decided to join in the conversation.

Prompto shrunk back under the intense glares of his two friends. "G-Guys, seriously, it w-wasn't me this time!"

Meanwhile, Ignis sat at the small table outside the caravan, a magazine in one hand and a drink in the other. He listened to the bickering of his friends, a devious smile plastered on his face. He chuckled to himself and remained silent, sipping his drink as if nothing was wrong.

2. Mistaken Identity

Prompto always had a habit of slapping the royal tush. He would often give Noctis a light, friendly smack on the butt whenever he wanted his attention. Prompto never did this in public though, much to the prince's relief. The four friends currently trekked through the Balouve Mines. The lights along the ceiling emitted a dim glow, giving just enough light to see.

Prompto grinned and slowly snuck up behind Noctis, ready to surprise him in his usual way. But right before he could, the lights flickered off, casting the tunnels in darkness. That didn't halt Prompto though. He knew that his best friend should still be just a couple of steps in front of him. He inched forward and threw his hand out, finding his target.