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Can I call you nobody? Because nobody's perfect.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you.

There's no oui without u and I.

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

Are you a keyboard? Because your my type.

Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda one for me.

*sneezes* I'd say god bless you... but he already did.

You know what's beautiful?
Read the first word~

I'm no organ donor, but I'd give you my heart.

Are you a crayon? Because you bring colour to my life.

Did you swallow magnets? Because your attractive.

Are you a broom? Because you swept me off my feet.

Are you a snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.

Do you have 11 protons? Because your sodium fine.

Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Summers over because your about to fall for me.

Are you from the uk? Because I want u...k?

Somebody call god! He's missing and angel!

I hope your ready to catch me because I'm falling for you.

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

Is the sun coming up? Or is that just you lighting up my world?

I just wanna cddle... but I can't because I'm missing u.

I'm not an alcoholic but I can get drunk on your love.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

Hey... can I borrow a kiss? I'll promise I'll give it back.

Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Someone call NASA! Because your out of this world!

Are you a beaver? Cuz damn!

I'm no photographer... but I can picture us together.

If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or... should I walk by again?

You look like trash, may I take you out.

People call me (whatever u want), but you can call me tonight.

Are you google? Because your everything I'm looking for.

(My fav and last)
Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit!

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 18, 2017 ⏰

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