A Certain Precious Me

Ichi

-Shin leaves his apartment, he hurries down his street...-

The vigilante speedwalks as he stares at his iPod, "Shit...  I'm goin ta miss it, I know I can order at home, but there's certain stuff you can only get at the mall...". He passes by a crowd of people in a teleport station... they wait as the machine beams them up... "I wouldn't be able to use that... I don't think my  body CAN BE broken into particles...", he rushed up until he sees the Miner49er! "Damn you, saviors!!! You think THIS won't lead to another fail, like the Heroleague!!!? I'll destroy yer all!!!". Many saviors surround him... Shin watches as they fight the man,  many drills grow from his body and fire at the saviors!!! "Ah, that brings memories... I remember fighting villains before... it was fun learning how to use my Hero Suit, back then...". The saviors are knocked away, then attacked him again! "I always won, even though I sustained injuries... But after the apocalypse...  I tried the alien technology... then everything went to shit... my body absorbed the biotech...". He sighs as the Miner49er defeats them, the villain turns toward Shin "You!!! You tryin' ta help 'em!? I'll beat yer too!!!!", he flies to him!!! Shin sighs "Then... my body became invincible... I... I'm the strongest hero" he chops the miner, the old man slams through the street, and fainted. Shin walks away as the back up Saviors came... "Now it's boring... I tried looking for stronger enemies, but everyone dies in one punch. I don't even need to attack: the recoil from attacking me, kills everyone... Now I resorted to just karate chopping at 10% power..." he sighs then looks at his iPod "Fighting villains got boring...". A AI voice comes from his iPod "WELCOME TO YAOI, WHAT WOULD...", Shin suddenly hears a voice "Hey!". Shin turns to see Rei! "Shinsaki: "One Punch Man"!", he smiles... "Rei?". KFS walk up to him, "Hey man! What are ya doin' here!?", Shin replies "Going to the mall... there's a sell soon...". Rei laughs "Awesome! I won't keep ya long!", Mac leered "Dude... you should totally try "it"!". Miya turns "No... you can't, you could get hurt!", Windo giggles "You'd finally see!". Kuroh sighs "Just do it, so people'll stop asking!", the hero laughs "Alright, lemme see if he wanna do it!", Shin tilts his head "Do what...". Rei laughs "People keep comparing us together, and say one or the others stronger! They want us to fight to see...", Mac adds "Yeah! Little buddy can regenerate from almost nothing, mate! But you never got even a scratch!". Shin replies "Really...", Kuroh adds "Yeah, he even exploded and fixed back from a drop of blood! (That's what they told me...)". Rei laughed "For real! Lessee if my Ichor or your Biotech's stronger!!", the vigilante sighs "Alright.. if you wanna see...". The Rei smiles "Alright, we gotta perfect test too! Lemme just hit your stomach!!", Shin sighs "Alright..." he backs up and points to his abs "Iwon't brace up...". Rei arches his eyebrow "You sure..." the vigilante replies "Bring it...". Rei punched as hard as he could!!! The area around them shattered!!! Shin stares with a tired look as Rei's arm explodes! His friends freak!!!

Later, Shin walks back home from the mall... "His friends took him to the hospital... but he said it would regrow back... I guess it would've faster if his adrenaline was going, he took the entire thing so casually..." he stares at his iPod... "I've been kinda stupid... in 4 years I never found a "Genos". I only just a robot that looks exactly like him...". He puts up his groceries... then starts playing his Nintendo Soar... "I just wanna at least seem like Saitama: ...People ask why I don't ask someone to get cyborg parts, but... who'd ask someone to reconstruct their body? People only become cyborgs if they were mutilated... Ah... speaking of cyborgs, mine should be coming soon..." He hears a knock at the door "Master, it's me..."

-Shin now has a robot friend, hoping it'll relieve him of his boredom, while awaiting a challenge...-

TRANSPORTATION

ZION AND BABYLON USE: VEHICLES, CONVEYER SIDEWALKS AND TELEPORTATION TO TRAVEL. ALL VEHICLES USE REVERSE ENTROPY TECHOLOGY, WHILE TELEPORTERS ARE USED EN MASSE: PEOPLE GO INTO A STATION, TYPES OR SAY  WHERE THEY WANT TO GO, AND IS  TELEPORTED TO ANY AREA WITHIN THE TELEPORTERS REACH. CERTAIN OBJECTS CAN'T BE  TELEPORTED IF THEY ARE TOO BIG OR MADE OF CERTAIN TECHNOLOGY AND WILL DEFECT THE DEVICE AND CAUSE DANGER. THERE'S A VERY LOW  DEATH RATE IN USING THEM AND ARE UTILIZED LIKE ALL OTHER MODES OF TRANSPORTATION.