Reizor Sharp Licks!

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-The hero walks to a restaurant, as he thought about his band. Despite Cortana helping and making things easier, he has run into another problem!-

Rei walks to McDonald's as he thought "It's so hard to believe, even with everything that happened... the Reizor Sharp Licks, has stayed alive... We even got a request from our fans: to sing in our music! It's easy... I can sing, but...", he lets out a note... Then sighs "I can't easily... The thought of suddenly singing, kinda makes it... strange... I yell and shout all the time around my friends, but doing this feels... really strange.". He sees his destination... "Awesome! I'll practice getting my voice to come out right, later!", he ran inside! Then orders 28 burgers... "Ah... after this, I'll get Ta work!". He then sees Mac and Macra walk up to him! "Hey, little buddy!" the tanks laughed, Rei waved "Hey man! What're ya doing here?". Mac sat down across from him "I'mma getting' brunch, what you talkin' about buddy! Hahahaha!", Macra sat down next to him "Hey Rei! You look nervous!". The hero sat back "Hey! I'm nit nervous, just kinda... freaked out...", Mac leered "Oh... being a pussy cat, are we?". Rei smiles "No man, it's just... we need to upgrade our sound, in tha band! I'm not used to singing in front of people! I haven't needed to sing, in years!", Mac laughed "Oh ho... mein friend's a WEINER! I betcha I could be more manly 'bout this, and be the band leader, little buddy!". Rei leers "Bring it!", the Tank leered "You think you can beat "Big Mac"?", Rei laughed "We'll see!!!.

Mac yelled "AAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!! WE WILL!!!", Rei "sung" in retort "WE WILL, AND WE SHALL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YO VOICE CAME FROM HELL! Bring it ON, DINGLONG! I'M READY TO SING A SO

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Mac yelled "AAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!! WE WILL!!!", Rei "sung" in retort "WE WILL, AND WE SHALL, IT SOUNDS LIKE YO VOICE CAME FROM HELL! Bring it ON, DINGLONG! I'M READY TO SING A SO...". Miya suddenly interrupted "REI! C'mon! Didn't you have rehearsal this morning?", she pulls him out of his chair "But Mac's on a roll this morning!". She retorts "Stop playing with that knucklehead, and be serious! You're friends'll be disappointed if you're not taking them seriously!", he turns as Mac grabs Rei's order!!! "Ah... hiding' behin' yer girlfriend... That's too bad, buddy! Come back when you have tha balls to challenge me!!!" he bites a burger! Later, Rei starts rehearsal with Ty and Choji. Rei tunes his Starguitar as Ty leered "Dude, this goin' to be tight!", Choji adds "Fer real! I thought after our hiatus, we'd stop... But, this going so fuckin' smoothly!". Rei replies "Hell yeah, this is so awesome! I can't believe we're still so famous from four freaking years ago!!!? We only came together two years earlier, now all our old fans comin' from everywhere!", Ty laughs "Yeah nigga, now we just need Ta keep 'em! Let's go as long as we can, so we don't hafta do anythin' boring!". Rei strums the guitar "Oh fucking yeah! Let's freaking do it!", they start playing. Rei starts bopping his head... "FUCK, HERE'S WATCHA BEEN ASKIN FOR! SOMETHIN' YOU NEVER HEARD BEFOOOORE! STOP STARING AT US LIKE FUCKING FAG, PUNCH THE AIR, DOUCHE BAGS!!!", the lights went out... Rei stares... "Awesome... My voice is too loud for our equipment? Son of a fat bitch..."...


-Reizor Sharp Licks gets their lights back on, and continue rehearsal. The actual concert was a huge success, and the band evolves it's music!-


REIZOR SHARP LICKS

REIZOR SHARP LICKS WAS FOUNDED 4 YEARS AGO, BY REI. THE HERO AND HIS FRIENDS DECIDED TO DO A SIMILAR DREAM OF BEING IN A BAND,  TY AND CHOJI DECIDING THE BAND BE NAMED AFTER AND LEAD BY THE BEST GUITARIST: REI! AFTER THEY PLAYED FOR MONTHS, REI WAS FORCED TO MOVE, AND THE BAND WAS DROPPED... AFTER THE APOCALYPSE, THEY NEVER STARTED BACK, AS CHOJI WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN IT, AND REI WAS TOO BUSY FIGHTING. AFTER THE SAVIOUR SOCIETY WAS FOUNDED, THEY STARTED AFTER A YEAR, AND FOUND THEIR FANS WERE STILL OUT THERE! THEY CONTINUED AND GOT MORE FANS, UNTIL REI DECIDED TO OFFICIALLY MAKE THEM SAVIOUR SOCIETY BRANCH, AS WELL AS USE THE MONEY FOR THE CROSS ALLAH ADOPTION CENTER, AND START MANY OTHER BUSINESSES BRANCHING FROM IT. THEY HAVE A STEADY BUSSINESS, HELPING OTHERS, WHILE TAKING OROHANS IN, IT BECAME EASIER UPON CORTANA BECOMING THE BAND MANAGER. NOW THEY CONTINUE THEIR DREAMS, FOR AS LONG AS THEIR FANS STAY!

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