Zodiac signs

The signs as parents

Aries: He rejected you? I'll teach that little so of a mother fucker a lesson *takes out belt*

Taurus: I don't give a fuck if you gave me a million reasons why you should go to that party. Your not going because I said so

Gemini: So tell me about Jacob :) Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about you and Rachel?

Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want any snacks?
Remember to put on your seatbelt and don't drink and drive!!

Leo: Tell me how I look in this outfit

Virgo: How are your grades? Your struggling with math? Let me help you

Libra: Remember your manners and be nice to everyone

Scorpio: Listen here you little shit I'll give you to the count of 3

Sagittarius: Change you look like a Fukin homeless person

Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you :-)

Aquarius: Lmao do what ever you like I love you

Pisces: *smothers you in hugs and kisses all the time*