To Earth! And Stuck there... Neptunia and Castletown Dandelion Crossover

Alice's Problem

For the past week, Luca hasn't been attending school, as there was no hide nor hair of her around campus. "Hey Kyo? Don't you think what we did to her was a little harsh?" Alice asked him. "I...don't know... I feel kind of bad... Deep down, I did want to go out with her, but it seems my paranoia got the best of me..." He whined. "Don't feel too bad. She was pretty shady. I asked Azura to do a background check on her, but couldn't find anything in her student file." Alice said. "I see. That is a bit suspicious. Anyway, you're right. Let hurry to class." Kyoki said. "Hey wait... If we did ever become...a thing...what would you do?" Alice asked him, blushing slightly. "Well, I don't think that will happen. Over the week, I found a girl who cares about me, and doesn't mind me being a sadist. She should be around here..." He told her. "Kyoki!!" Hoshi hugged him, which surprised him. "Gah! Oh. It's just you, Hoshi." He smiled. "Who is this?" She asked, looking at Alice. "This is Alice. A friend of mine." He told her. "Oh. Hi. I'm Hoshi. Kyoki's girlfriend." She smiled. "Y-Yeah. Nice to meet you." Alice shook her hand. 'I'm kinda proud of him. But now I need to find my own lover...' Alice thought. "Anyway, we still have time before class starts. Wanna get something to eat?" Kyoki asked Hoshi. "Sure." She agreed, and they left. "*sigh* Might as well do something..." Alice groaned, and walked around the school.

As Alice explored the school for something to do, she overheard some people talking. They sounded like DQNs, so she turned the corner to see what was happening. A girl, a sophomore girl, was pinned against the wall, and three guys were surrounding her. Alice clenched her fists, and walked up to the group. "Hey douche canoes!" She called. The male pinning the girl turned his head, and got a fistful of Alice's titanium knuckles, sending him flying across the field. "Oh shit! It's Alice! Run for it!" The other two screamed, ad ran in the other direction. "Ugh! I can't stand those types of people!" She complained, and turned to the girl. "Are you okay?" She asked her. "Y-Yes! Th-Thank you..." She said shyly. "No prob. I'm-" Alice was about to introduce herself, but heard the bell ring. "Never mind. See ya around. And if they ever come back, tell me. I won't hesitate to give them another knuckle sandwich." She told the girl, and ran to class.

Later, at lunchtime, Alice found another group of bullies picking on the same girl. "Seriously? This girl must be easy to pick on..." Alice said to herself, and walked up to them. Before she could say anything, they saw her, and ran for the hills. "*sigh* You okay? Again?" Alice asked the sophomore. "Yes... Thank you again." She bowed. "No prob. Again. What do these guys want with you, anyway?" She asked. "My lunch money. They always do that." The girl said. "I see. Well, like before, I'm Alice. A junior. Nice to meet ya." She said. "I-I'm Run." The girl said. "Run? Well, there certainly isn't much to run from. Hahaha!" Alice joked with her. "Hey! That's not nice!" Run complained. "Sorry sorry. It's just that you're so small. It's kinda adorable, actually." She said, and pets her head. "Anyway, wanna get lunch with me? I'll pay." She invited the smaller girl. "Okay. Sure." She smiled, and followed Alice to the cafeteria. Once there, they see Hoshi and Kyoki talking, and eating together. Maybe even flirting. Well, Hoshi was doing most of the flirting, but Kyoki knew what she was talking about. "What do you wanna eat?" Alice asked Run. "Uh...some noodles is fine with me." Run replied. "Noodles? Girl, you need some meat on your bones. Or else you won't grow to be big and strong." Alice said, and purchased a beef lunch bento for herself, and cup ramen for Run. "Here ya go. Let's find somewhere to sit..." Alice said, looking around. "How about over there?" Run asked, and pointed to a table with room for one person only. "I'm not sure we can both fit there..." Alice wonders, and comes up with an idea. She walks over to the table, and sits down, and pats her lap, telling Run to sit there. "O-On your lap?! B-B-But...-" "Butts are for sitting. C'mon. If anyone gets any ideas, I can teach em what's what." Alice said, and beaconed her again. Run slowly approached, and turn to sit on Alice's lap. As Azura often told her, she may be lacking in chest size, but her thighs are of a different quality. Like sitting on a pillow. "Now then, eat up. Class starts in twenty minutes." Alice said, and ate a piece of beef. Run nods, and starts slurping at her ramen. Once the two finished, they left the cafeteria, and went back to class.

At the end of the school day, Azura and Yoshi picked up where they left off, and began getting to know each other. "Hey...? Are you okay? I mean, about yesterday?" Yoshi asked her. "Yes. I am fine now. No need to worry." Azura smiled. "Okay. Well? About my feelings...?" Yoshi asked again. "Yes. I would love to be with you." Azura replies with a smile. "Really?! Alright!!" Yoshi cheers and hugs Azura, making them both fall to the ground. "HEY SIS!!! TIME TO-" Alice and Hoshi called simultaneously, but stopped as they saw the scene. "A-Alice?! I thought you had club activities!?" Azura blushed. "I'm not in a club." Alice told her. "H-H-Hoshi! I swear, it's not what it looks like!" Yoshi pleads. "It looks like you and the president are getting frisky. Best not to disturb." Hoshi said, and slowly backed out of the room. "I agree. Feel free to be as loud as you want." Alice smirked, and followed Hoshi, being sure to close the door. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!" The two girls screamed.